Wave your snorkel in the air like you just don't care!

[serialtester]

Open.

Lost, say something wise!

Comedown hug for Kinetic

I like your determination! Please channel some of that strong spirit my way, I'm absolutely gagging for a line and several fags. AArrghhh.

I'm bearing up with the pickle flu! Kinetic, you'll be ok - take it easy.

Lost - stay strong. Play the video to the end and smoke fags.

Glad you're bearing up Serial
Off to the garage for fags ..I'll watch the film to the end while I'm driving there.

Ordered takeaway with wine, burned up and it's one of them 8% fruity bottles. Not impressed, needed booze to provide sleep! Been up days

I'm 2 weeks clean on Sunday so inching towards the drug free smug tree. Fags aren't really cutting it tonight, dh is working late and I have a day off tomorrow [pathetic clucking like a turkey face] Oh Lordy.

Turned up even, god I'm screwed

Hope it's not a trigger happy curry, Kinetic! Sorry you've been overboard, you'll feel so much better after some sleep. Pyjamas for you madam x

I thought you meant your takeaway was burnt
Try to sleep, K

Pickle, that's awful, what a nutter! As the others said I'm sure a word from the police will shut her up otherwise tell her that you'll send the Surfers round and they're a dodgy bunch

8% wine is basically just bloody grape juice Kinetic - no wonder you're annoyed
Can you just have a nice warm bath and snuggle down after glugging the wine down in one?
Same for you Lost! Listen to Serial, play the video to the end. You can do this

Lost - don't do it, it's nearly the weekend and you will feel crap and waste your day off.

Hugs to Kinetic, can't you order another stronger bottle of wine?

Big Hi to everyone else. Haven't had a drink or fag since Sunday but still eating for England

2* weeks on Sunday for me too Lost-* and still feeling like my sinuses are fucked. So that's a good reason not to slide off, it probably wouldn't get anywhere near my brain.

That is not how it looked when I wrote it 🤔

Hooch not drinking or fagging since Sunday is epic Go you.

My sinuses feel permanently fucked Dusty Sometimes they ache for a line my poor sinuses.
Let's aim for 2 weeks together then. I've been cleaning out the crumb tray on my toaster as a distraction. Now planning a major bubble bath. It's all go here

Am worried about tomorrow. No plans but I feel antsy already. I can literally smell it.

Serial you know what happened to the ant that fell in the sugar bowl. We'll have no antsy antics please. I'll be cheering you on.

I've swerved it tonight but I know what you mean, that taste in your throat. I'm expecting storm Turkey to hit at around 6 tomorrow. Dangerous seas ahead with rocks and other hazards.

Am trying to de-ant!!

I'm sending you some armbands to wear tonight. They're liberally dusted with ant killer so don't get too excited about the white dust on them, it's Raid.

I'm being strong!

Splosh

Oh zig!! Still surfing here. Struggling a bit though.

Wine and the soaps on TV here, surfing along tonight.

Ah well Zig enjoy!

Quiet on here isn't it?

It's been 2 weeks since my last session
I may celebrate tomorrow

Good evening surfettes.
A leetle bit pissed but I am channelling my inner Serial tonight and refraining from ze cocaining!

Zig I am resisting getting a cab to yours. Go for damage limitation if you can my friend x

Excellent surfing Hooch wine and soaps are a great combo Dusty snap! I am 2 weeks clean this weekend. If Dr Lost the coke machine can abstain then so can you.

Serial hope you've overcome the antsiness