Wave your snorkel in the air like you just don't care!

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Lost, say something wise!

Afternoon how are you all? This lovely weather just makes me want to get wrecked usually but because we are out tomorrow I'm managing the urge. Spent a nice day up town with the little ones whilst my eldest was in the hairdressers for 3.5 hours 🙈just going to chill out tonight.

What's everyone else's plans?

Cleaning glad your happiness is overwhelming the hangover!

All fine here. That sounds like an expensive haircut Got !

Going to the pub later with some friends. There's a Cold Play tribute band playing so might be good No plans to go mad as I don't want to leave the teens at home in charge for too long!

Hope you're all enjoying your weekend (in a sensible age appropriate way ) Cleaning you sound so happy. It must be a relief to have a new job.

Armbands, foam noodles and Eau de Come Down available on request.

Can I have a pink noodle and a green one please. I don't have verrucas this week.
Didn't go out, feeling so crap today I think I'm out of the zone anyway. How can I still have a runny nose and sneezes since last weekend? Unless it really is hay fever?

Noodles (and tissues) flying your way, Dusty, looks like you might manage a clean weekend which is good!
Maybe it's not Columbian hayfever but actual hayfever Hope you feel better soon.

Sorry, not read anything, desperate for anything as staying with the parents. Going insane with a becks blue :(

Glad you're feeling good Cleaning! (Mentally and physically!)
Got 3.5 hours in the hairdressers?? Wow - that's some pampering
Coldplay tribute sounds fun Lost I love a bit of Coldplay - I met Chris Martin once and he was very nice to me (as I had literally walked in to him)

I got 3 loads of washing out on to the line and cleaned my patio - feeling very 'grown up' today
Happy surfing all - stay clear of the daaaaanger zooooone!!! x

Oh Gawd, Kinetic is staying with your parents turning you to drugs? Apparently you have to drink 100 Becks Blues to get the same alcohol as 1 lager. Worth a try?

I hope Cold Play's songs aren't ruined by a crappy sweaty middle aged tribute band .

You've trumped me on the grown up Saturday jobs, Zig, I only did 2 loads of washing and cut the lawn!
Now off to try on some outfits that look casually cool and edgy without trying. Used to have loads more confidence with half a bag of shite up my nose when getting ready

Plan is to stick to lager only and just act like a normal person.

Been out drinking gin! Bed time will be early tonight!

Lost, have you got anything Yellow to wear? If not Don't Panic. Hope the venue is Paradise and you have a Magic time! I've got too much time on my hands

Serial Hope you had a good time on the Gin. Pyjamarate before your head starts spinning is my only advice.

Hope there's not a Sky full of Stars in front of my eyes after a few drinks...

Shiver is my favourite Coldplay song. Will they do requests? Am drinking prosecco whilst cooking!

Serial you're hard core. I'm not planning to get off my tits so won't be jumping around shouting out requests]. Remember I'm only a brilliant dancer when on something and/ or pissed.

Gone for tight black trousers and a ruffly sort of blouse with no arms, nothing all yellloooow. And a lager for relaxation purposes.

No sleeves I mean, I have arms!

If you don't have arms lost, the music^ will fix you^

She was going darker with flashes of blonde and has so much hair it took over an hour just to apply the various colour 😂 wasn't too bad to be honest because it's our friend 48 and I gave her 55.

Serial I can't wait to drink prosecco tomorrow not had it in so long.

Lost have a good night.

Kinetic sorry you are having a shit time at your parents x

Don't forget the CLOCKS go forward tonight

Ps. Got that sounds beautiful! (And a bloody bargain!)

Evening all, not been about much today, my manly throat has cleared up mostly however I now have full blown stye and conjunctivitis.
Don't know if I can go to work Monday and I don't get paid if I'm not there...
Been to the pharmacy and they gave me drops to apply every 2 hours which I've done some nice 10am, got to do it tomorrow too then 4 hours for another 3 days.

I'm so fed up I could just slip into oblivion right now, I'd cry but I'd just be spreading disease ....

I look like I've been 10 rounds

You all sound like you are doing great, very impressive surfing today, wish I was feeling more inclined, instead I'm just pissed off and would murder a gram like no ones business

Oh Pickle so sorry you are feeling so rotten. Conjunctivitis can happen when your immune system is low - so you really need to rest and look after yourself. Pyjamarate on the sofa as much as you can. Sending and if you feel up to it x

Poor pickle.
Lost is giving out noodles if you need one. Does anyone remember school swimming lessons when you had to wear pyjamas and dive for a brick?

Oh pickle, you poor thing. Lost, your tight black trousers sound well rad - have a great night!

I'm off to bed, I'm a lightweight!

Thanks surfers, I'm sinking a bottle of wine through manky sticky eyes, puffy bags, dreaming of my misspent youth.

It would actually be a hideous idea but my god I could murder a gram right now.

Got to complete egg project tomorrow too...

Sorry I'm being miserable, might take myself to Bedfordshire