Hmm, maybe sewing enthusiast
(there probably are sewer enthusiasts out there too
)
Yes, defffo avoid sisal and seagrass (if it's the same in English) for stairs, aside from the cat, they're uncomfortable on bare feet and after a few years they wear away to a point they're very slippery and become lethal. That's an issue with a lot of natural fibre options, though, unfortunately.
Have I missed a green dress with too much fabric? Or is it the one on the mannequin?
Yeah, I might end up taking the jumpsuit to a professional, there's a blind zipper and pleated seam involved, if I have to open those up to get good access to alter it, it's probably beyond my skill set.
Ehm that recipe, is it tongue in cheek or is everyone on there deadly serious
There's such a thing as frozen whipped cream
I know cool whip is a (very questionable) thing in the US but it's not whipped cream, I think. I thought everyone usually started off whipping cream as a child to go with strawberries, at least one of the first things you're allowed to do (almost) on your own...
I like the fabric of your camisole, Bani, is this what you're picking up locally? Everything seems to be cutesy wootsy for babies here 
I'm stuck with sewing, I was going to work with the electric blue silk yesterday only to remember I need special thread that I can't buy locally so put in an order but they sent the wrong colour. I also bought black thread for the black fabric but I haven't really decided what to do with it yet. Turns out it was mismarked and it's a little over two metres long (rather than 1m30) so I have to dream bigger with it. Dress makes the most sense but I'm not a fan of that much shine as it looks a bit party wear and makes everything round more emphasised. The back is matte with a hint of sheen though so I could utilise that, but it seems a waste of lovely shiny fabric, now contemplating something I could potentially incorporate both into? I could do the brown toile dress, but I really liked the brown and I think some of the details would disappear in all the black. I still have the toile of the Haider Ackermann camisole I ripped off which I also made into a dress variation, but that's on the bias and probably not sensible to dable with slippy silk and sewing on the bias all at once 😬