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Slogan tops: what would yours say?

163 replies

LanaorAna2 · 14/09/2018 21:58

I'm pigsick of seeing tees and sweatshirts aimed at me that say

ROCK CHICK

when, were I to make the purchase, in all decency they should read

FAT SPINSTER

Tell me yours would be better. And tell me you really, really don't want to be a band groupie - ewww. Neither do you really want to say BONJOUR, MAYBE or HELLO PORTOBELLO to people walking down the street. Especially not your pervy neighbour.

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Donthugmeimscared · 14/09/2018 22:04

Fat tired mum

Or

Why do these children keep following me

The second is to be worn on days my lot are acting up.

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zippyswife · 14/09/2018 22:11

AVERAGE

OLD

TIRED

DROOPY

SAGGY

PAST IT

.... but I bought one the other day that said WILD ONE .... oh the irony

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MagicKeysToAsda · 14/09/2018 22:13

Down to my last nerve

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MissClareRemembers · 14/09/2018 22:16

“Well this sucks!”

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Mokepon · 14/09/2018 22:20

If I was in a good mood "Please go away" or "Shhhh" or "Let me sleep'.

A lot of the time it would be 'What now?" but I'd probably really like it to say "Fuck off. No really, just fuck off".

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MintedLamb · 14/09/2018 22:23

"Usually Tired"

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Miladymilord · 14/09/2018 22:24

GO FUCK YOURSELF

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Pixilicious · 14/09/2018 22:26

Oh fuck off

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Verbena87 · 14/09/2018 22:26

There are some actually great ones here twistedtwee.co.uk/

I’m dealing with prolapse and have seriously considered screen printing some with something like ‘baggy fanny club’ and a picture of a vulva. But I feel like maybe that’s a bit much.

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Fooferella · 14/09/2018 22:26

"The answer is NO"

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soulsisterinthenorth · 14/09/2018 22:30

Give me a break... please

Or

I'm not as pissed off as I look.

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argumentativefeminist · 14/09/2018 22:31

I have "A Woman's Place is in the House of Commons", "I wanted to take over the world but now I'm too tired" a classic "Feminist", a Beyonce "Boy Bye" and a mug that reads:

"She believed she could, but she was fucking knackered, so she didn't".

Desperate to find that last one in a wearable format. Would like a "fat grumpy hell bitch" one if I could create my own, just to warn people.

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travailtotravel · 14/09/2018 22:33

Resting bitch face

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Mrskeats · 14/09/2018 22:34

People annoy me

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SurfnTerfFantasticmissfoxy · 14/09/2018 22:36

Heid doon, haud gaun 👍🏻👍🏻

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RJnomore1 · 14/09/2018 22:37

GET IT RIGHT UP YE

I have one I love that says female fronted (it's a band t shirt)

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KatharineHilbery · 14/09/2018 22:37

Memento mori

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HowDoIGetOffTheBus · 14/09/2018 22:41

Just. No.

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TheFallenMadonna · 14/09/2018 22:42

I have one from the Fawcett Society that says "Bloody Difficult Woman". I like it.

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SlimDogMillionaire · 14/09/2018 22:45

INVISIBLE MUG

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MsRinky · 14/09/2018 22:49

I love the Twisted Twee ones.

My favourite t-shirt says FEMINIST KILLJOY.

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tigercub50 · 14/09/2018 22:52

verbena87 your prolapse isn’t funny but your post is hilarious! 😂

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Starlighter · 14/09/2018 22:53

“I look tired?
I have 2 kids,
I think this is just my face now!”

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Allycumpooster · 14/09/2018 22:54

I had one years ago that said “Damn I’m good” it suited me Grin

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LunchBoxPolice · 14/09/2018 22:54

Yes, I'm cold, no, I'm not ill.

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