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Slogan tops: what would yours say?

163 replies

LanaorAna2 · 14/09/2018 21:58

I'm pigsick of seeing tees and sweatshirts aimed at me that say

ROCK CHICK

when, were I to make the purchase, in all decency they should read

FAT SPINSTER

Tell me yours would be better. And tell me you really, really don't want to be a band groupie - ewww. Neither do you really want to say BONJOUR, MAYBE or HELLO PORTOBELLO to people walking down the street. Especially not your pervy neighbour.

OP posts:
RaisinRainbow · 15/09/2018 18:01

I'M TIRED

HMC2000 · 15/09/2018 18:03

Shitehen and CountFosco sorry it took me so long to reply I was out - I got it online at redbubble.com. Join me!

YeTalkShiteHen · 15/09/2018 18:04

HMC2000 oh I can see me going down the rabbit hole on that site! Thanks!

bitchwitch · 15/09/2018 18:05

mustdust
theres a series of them9different types of shirts) out there that say
"nosy little fucker aren't you"
in tiny letters
worked great on a store clerk that used to annoy me.he still blushes when he sees me and it's been a decade

ALongHardWinter · 15/09/2018 18:07

'Just fuck off to the other side of fuck' mine would say. I seem to get every flaming chugger pouncing on me and every bugger with a sob story about needing money. My DD says it's because I look approachable and have a friendly face. I think it's more to do with the fact that I'm middle aged,overweight and have a disability. Quite frankly,I get sick of it. So maybe a T -shirt like that might just deter them.

RaspberryFlump · 15/09/2018 18:09

Knock Knee-ed Knackered Old Nosebag

girlandboy · 15/09/2018 18:18

FUCKING ANGRY

Sums me up at the moment

1forAll74 · 15/09/2018 18:27

I don't wear T shirts,and hate slogans, But If I did, my slogan would be..
I have won the lottery,and paid £5000 for this fantastic face-lift,so do you like it ?

Fadingmemory · 15/09/2018 18:35

Light blue touch paper at your peril

Barbayagar · 15/09/2018 18:49

SSDD

Annandale · 15/09/2018 18:57

I was just fiddling about on redbubble trying to get this quote from Kathleen Stock onto a t-shirt but toolongdoesn'twork.

'the dull, background drone of some middle-aged females protesting vociferously'

Obvs I would have asked her permission...

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 15/09/2018 19:39

"I can't cheer up
It's already happened"

WhichEndIsUp · 15/09/2018 19:47

“I can and I will. Watch me.”

BlancheM · 15/09/2018 20:08

NOT TODAY
I would order 7 of them

Changedforpost · 15/09/2018 20:08

"I don't like people so don't talk to me "

I'm a real ball of sunshine Wink

Changedforpost · 15/09/2018 20:10

Or if I was in the house
"Have you flushed the toilet"
Save me repeating it all day

CountFosco · 15/09/2018 20:55

NOT TODAY
I would order 7 of them

Grin
goose1964 · 15/09/2018 20:59

Ouch that hurts. I'm recovering from an unstable hip but due to not being able to do my physio because of ops the pain has recurred.

Or Yes I know I look too young to be a gran so piss off

DrMadelineMaxwell · 15/09/2018 21:05

DH bought me mine.

Slogan tops: what would yours say?
MrsLucas · 15/09/2018 21:15

DUNROAMIN

EK36 · 15/09/2018 21:59

Old Soul

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 15/09/2018 22:00

Caffeine and mascara

YouWereRight · 15/09/2018 22:02

I have a tshirt that has Lightweight Prick really tiny around the neckline. I've worn it twice.

blamethecat · 15/09/2018 22:05

I like cake. I know, you can tell.

NicoAndTheNiners · 15/09/2018 22:19

I’ve just bought one which says;

Beware of unsafe cults
Practice safe sects