Slogan tops: what would yours say?

[LanaorAna2]

I'm pigsick of seeing tees and sweatshirts aimed at me that say

ROCK CHICK

when, were I to make the purchase, in all decency they should read

FAT SPINSTER

Tell me yours would be better. And tell me you really, really don't want to be a band groupie - ewww. Neither do you really want to say BONJOUR, MAYBE or HELLO PORTOBELLO to people walking down the street. Especially not your pervy neighbour.

INTROVERT. DON'T BOTHER

I've seen a great one that says 'Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come' which sums it up for me.

Annandale wrote: the dull, background drone of some middle-aged females protesting vociferously

A spectacularly clueless, even by Twitter standards, self-appointed incisive thinker recently called a notable feminist an, "Uninformed potato". ++

Since, Stock has tweeted: Uninformed potato’ reporting for duty. I can confirm: we’re stuck between well-connected extremists, advocating crazy female-harming things, and a general public who can’t believe those extremists would ever gain traction, & think we’re paranoid. MPs facilitate the former.

twitter.com/Docstockk/status/1041244590249062401

++See sub-tweet here for origin/source of 'uniformed potato':

twitter.com/boodleoops/status/1041236141968699392

I want a Penge jumper. It would make me stupidly happy.

Mine would read
I’m not much fun anymore
Champagne is fine at anytime of the day

I have a t-shirt that says

"Don't tell me to calm down"

I admittedly love a slogan tee or sweater. In fact they make up the majority of my day to day wardrobe. (Particularly French ones)

I had a tee and cake I hate you tee years ago I absolutely loved too old to pull it off now though- so only wear round the house along with my I'd rather be watching gilmore girls one.

I do still wear ones that say 'not today' and 'fermez la bouche' though.

At present mine would just say... exhausted.

Anyone remember the slipknot hoodies that said people = shit? They always had a special place in my heart.

Mine says International Mum of Mystery.

I'd wanna be me too.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

I'm so gorgeous I'm jealous of myself.

a friend of mine used to say she wanted one that said "talk to the face 'cos the tits ain't listening"

I love “Fermez la bouche”

My vagina is hairy and I don't give a shit

Today I'm thinking I would like one saying 'International Ratbag'. Or just 'Tsk'.

Sadly - Dazed and confused!