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Slogan tops: what would yours say?

163 replies

LanaorAna2 · 14/09/2018 21:58

I'm pigsick of seeing tees and sweatshirts aimed at me that say

ROCK CHICK

when, were I to make the purchase, in all decency they should read

FAT SPINSTER

Tell me yours would be better. And tell me you really, really don't want to be a band groupie - ewww. Neither do you really want to say BONJOUR, MAYBE or HELLO PORTOBELLO to people walking down the street. Especially not your pervy neighbour.

OP posts:
VanGoghsDog · 15/09/2018 00:12

Frumpy, grumpy, middle aged.

MarcieBlue · 15/09/2018 00:15

SLOGAN TEES CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

OhSoSiriusly · 15/09/2018 00:17

I have one that says 'blah'
I'm asking Santa for ones from MommaMakes. They have one which says 'probably tired' and another that says 'tired mums club'. Perfection

PickAChew · 15/09/2018 00:21

Fuck that shit and the pig it rode in on.

LurpakIsTheOnlyButter · 15/09/2018 00:22

Just. Piss. Off.

Deadringer · 15/09/2018 00:23

I am fat but I like food so fuck off.

FlyMaybe · 15/09/2018 00:29

GO
AWAY

DollyDayScream · 15/09/2018 08:01

Fat arsed and half arsed

babyinthacorner · 15/09/2018 08:07

I’ve been told of a nice cosy hoody that says “I’m cold” on it. That’s me! I need it.
DH bought me a ‘Winter is Coming’ GoT hoody years ago that was also perfect. I’m always bloody freezing.

CountFosco · 15/09/2018 09:16

Perimenopausal
No, I don't care who started it
Why is everyone so stupid

FlorenceLyons · 15/09/2018 15:01

My teenage dd, who takes no prisoners, has a hoody that says 'Shhh. No one cares.' Smile

YeTalkShiteHen · 15/09/2018 15:04

I have a hoodie that DP bought me which declares “ZRO FKS GVN”.

I like it Grin

HettieBettie · 15/09/2018 15:05

No I’m not tired or unwell, this is just my face

YeTalkShiteHen · 15/09/2018 15:05

I should add it’s an Army Veteran site we got it from, most of DPs clothes are from there! So the lack of vowels is to do with army speak apparently.

TodoDoingDone · 15/09/2018 15:05

No, I'm not ill. This is what I'm going to look like from now on.
Not pregnant. Just love cake.

HMC2000 · 15/09/2018 15:16

I have a nice floral one that says Angry Liberal Feminist Killjoy. Everyone seems to like it.

YeTalkShiteHen · 15/09/2018 15:17

HMC2000 where did you get it? Sounds right up my street.

Bluntness100 · 15/09/2018 15:26

Permanently knackered

Or

Grumpy

Or

Nope

Or

Don't even think about it

Basically nothing positive ,,,🤣

notacooldad · 15/09/2018 15:29

I'm too ill to deal with this shit"
Would be my slogan of choice today!

Peachypips · 15/09/2018 15:46

'Tries really hard'

lynmilne65 · 15/09/2018 16:10

Who are these children and why are they calling me mother ?

CountFosco · 15/09/2018 16:10

HMC2000 where did you get it?

elQuintoConyo · 15/09/2018 16:13

VAGINA NOT VOLDEMORT

MustDust · 15/09/2018 16:17

Stop looking at my tits.

CocteauTwin · 15/09/2018 17:56

Most of these speak to me, but none beat FAT SPINSTER from the OP. I hate slogans on anything, but I'd buy that t-shirt.

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