Slogan tops: what would yours say?

[LanaorAna2]

I'm pigsick of seeing tees and sweatshirts aimed at me that say

ROCK CHICK

when, were I to make the purchase, in all decency they should read

FAT SPINSTER

Tell me yours would be better. And tell me you really, really don't want to be a band groupie - ewww. Neither do you really want to say BONJOUR, MAYBE or HELLO PORTOBELLO to people walking down the street. Especially not your pervy neighbour.

PLEASE BE
NICE
TO ME

Knackered

I KNOW.

Fuck
That
Shit

Sleep eat nap repeat

Mild one

Frumpy

Meh

IDGAF

@argumentativefeminist they have those Tshirts on redbubble.com

RESTING BITCH FACE

or

HERE WE GO AGAIN

or

FUCK NUGGETS

Or
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum, bitches
Though I'd need to check the spelling.

Shhhhh, I don't care

Fuck off

Most recent T has "Shark Muffin" on. They're a band, but it's still good.

"Do I have to?"

"Same Shit, Different Day"

I knew there was a market. Round my way yummy mummies sport cringeathon cashmeres that read BALHAM or CLAPHAM or NOTTING HILL.

I want PENGE.

Or an oh-so adorable scarlet cashmere that simply declares

ANAL PROLAPSE

in cheery hand-embroidered slipstitch.

Atm mine would say: ' just fuck off & leave me alone!'

Do one. I'm not in the mood.

Or (if I have pmt):

Feelin' brave? Go on I fucking dare ya.

I will admit to owning a large collection of rock band t shirts, mostly Guns n Roses ....

My favourite however simply says

NO FUCKS GIVEN

HOT
FLUSH

ASOS have one that says "fuck no" and another that says "go away" pretty much made for me I'd say.

Leave. Me. Alone.

I have one that says ‘Not Today’

Sometimes when the kids are asking a bajillion questions I’ll just point at it

I wish I could wear it every day

No more fucks to give

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE

Don’t speak to me. Please.