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Slogan tops: what would yours say?

163 replies

LanaorAna2 · 14/09/2018 21:58

I'm pigsick of seeing tees and sweatshirts aimed at me that say

ROCK CHICK

when, were I to make the purchase, in all decency they should read

FAT SPINSTER

Tell me yours would be better. And tell me you really, really don't want to be a band groupie - ewww. Neither do you really want to say BONJOUR, MAYBE or HELLO PORTOBELLO to people walking down the street. Especially not your pervy neighbour.

OP posts:
EarlyModernParent · 15/09/2018 22:21

I used to have one that said "Bum Sport" in big letters. B. U.M. is a Malaysian sportswear company. That one caused someone to come a cropper on the treadmill in my gym.
Now I've got "Viz Official Runner's Up T-shirt", which I love.
If I were coming up with my own slogan I'd have something random. One of DH's friends has one that just says "Gravy" which is great.

Curlyshabtree · 15/09/2018 22:22

Fuck this shit

cheaperthebetter · 15/09/2018 22:39

RESTING BITCH FACE 24/7

ANTI-SOCIAL TODAY, SO DO FUCK OFF!

Haggishaggispudding · 15/09/2018 22:40

Ungrateful

PenelopeShitStop · 15/09/2018 22:49

Menopausal Hell Angel

Clunge

Unshowered

Chlamydia Chick

PenelopeShitStop · 15/09/2018 22:54

I think you're confusing me with someone who actually gives a fuck.

Firsttimemum892 · 15/09/2018 23:04

AIBU?

Cakemonger · 15/09/2018 23:46

If I want advice I'll ask for it

AnythingButMagnolia · 15/09/2018 23:47

What Katherine Hilbery said ^^

Failing that:

Pipe down

Sod off

Don't push it

MontyPythonsFlyingFuck · 16/09/2018 00:08

One of my oldest friends bought me one years ago, which said:

DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PEOPLE PERSON?

It died of holes after being worn approximately 98327987598375 times.

NCPuffin · 16/09/2018 00:15

28th September. No, we haven't found out the sex. Rinse and repeat...

Bostin · 16/09/2018 00:17

ITS BEEN THREE LONG YEARS

RJnomore1 · 16/09/2018 00:34

I had a maternity t shirt I loved

It started with a kiss

I think dh died a little inside every time I wore it

ChinaCrisis · 16/09/2018 00:46

I wee a bit when I cough

clickers123 · 16/09/2018 06:06

I want one that says 'I'm not here to entertain you"

Verbena87 · 16/09/2018 07:31

OP shall we set up a cosy WI style sewing circle where we embroider prolapse diagnoses onto cashmere? Your jumper plan sounds great Wink

RickOShay · 16/09/2018 07:58

GrinThese are brilliant.
I would go for

BOG OFF

I REALLY DONT CARE ANYMORE

I ONLY LOVE MY SOFA AND MY PETS

mrsnec · 16/09/2018 09:15

My mil wears one that says 'It's people like you that make people like me need medication'

It makes me want to punch her in the face even more when she wears it!

FrangipaniBlue · 16/09/2018 09:17

I can't believe no one has suggested

"Did you mean to be so rude?"

Or

"DFOD"

Grin
FrangipaniBlue · 16/09/2018 09:18

Actually now I really want a "DFOD" t-shirt!!!

BusterGonad · 16/09/2018 09:24

This will always be the best!

Slogan tops: what would yours say?
myidentitymycrisis · 16/09/2018 09:30

Yesterday I saw a woman wearing this:

‘Lady garden’ printed in a golden arrow pointing to the area.

I’m at a loss to explain why one would?

myidentitymycrisis · 16/09/2018 09:32

Ok I just googled and now see it’s a cancer awareness campaign. Apologies

TeachesOfPeaches · 16/09/2018 09:35

VULVA

EarlyModernParent · 16/09/2018 09:48

How about "Evey action causes an equal and opposite reaction"?
I got my DH one with a map of the UK. Yorkshire is highlighted, with the word 'Right' written on it. The rest of the UK has 'Wrong' written across it.