Slogan tops: what would yours say?

[LanaorAna2]

I'm pigsick of seeing tees and sweatshirts aimed at me that say

ROCK CHICK

when, were I to make the purchase, in all decency they should read

FAT SPINSTER

Tell me yours would be better. And tell me you really, really don't want to be a band groupie - ewww. Neither do you really want to say BONJOUR, MAYBE or HELLO PORTOBELLO to people walking down the street. Especially not your pervy neighbour.

Idgaf

FUCK THAT WEAK SHIT

or, alternatively, Save the Bees
Depending on whether premenstrual or not.

VULVA

I have a jumper that says 'winging it' which pretty much sums up my life -raising kids, job, relationships.

I'd quite like one that says 'Just don't'.

I say this so regularly that my ds3 has started saying it to his baby sister if she cries 😕

Mine would say something like...

YES, I KNOW I'M TALL, I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME

... because you don't get to the height of 6ft 3, and not be aware of the fact you're 'very tall' for a woman, and it's just gets a bit irksome to hear it so regularly. Do they think they're telling me something I don't know?!!

I did once have a t-shirt that on the front said 'Yes I'm tall' and on the back it said 'but no, I don't play basketball'. That was in my late teens/early 20's.

• It, not it's, brain fail alert!

'Long Grey Pubes' or ' Curly Tit Hair Rocks'

Just Fucking Try It!

Would be mine for when I'm in pain and pissed off,so I'd need it in 20 different colours.

I like this one

I one owned a t shirt that I bought in Germany that had ‘silicone free’ emblazoned across my chest

In a minute!

I came on to say “fuck off” but now I want “Shhhh. No one cares”. Perhaps I need a collection. Along with “yes twins, not identical, yes I have my hands full, no more questions now please”

Terry-Thomas is my role model

NO THIS ISN'T JUST MY FACE, I REALLY AM THIS PISSED OFF

DrMadelineMaxwell, I've got a mug with that on.

I had one with 'I'm awake. What more do you want?'

Saw a man on holiday with a t-shirt saying, 'Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting?'

Please talk to me

Mine would say "oh do fuck off"

That's my mood today

Hungover
Feel like death
Can't feel 3 toes
When will I learn

In fairness it's a rare occurrence!

Mine would say ‘It’s just my face’ which is my stock response to ‘you look tired / grumpy / upset’

Or ‘ODFOD’

Have you looked properly ? With your hands?

"I only like animals"

I'll need 14. 7 summer, 7 longsleeved for winter. Fleece lined obviously.

As a child I had one that said little miss naughty. My mom thinks it suited me.

"I'm not an awful mother, my kid has an invisible disability" Maybe I should get one made..I don't want her to wear the autism t-shirts but maybe I could..mmm

Arthritis, not laziness.

And if I could fit a second line on-

Now fuck off and be grateful your feet work.