Anal bleaching

[poobag]

Right, I'm looking for a product to lighten up the skin around my anus and vulva. Approaching 40 and had 3 kids - I couldn't look less like a porn star down there if I tried. But try I will.
Any recommendations?

So you could look at it from the same point of view as waxing, is it just another way for women to make themselves look pre pubescent for men? Yes probably, but it is what it is and that's a whole other thread!

You know some of us don’t wax!
I know, the shock. I’ll shave in the summer and then only my legs and pits. But that’s it!

Not sure I want to look closely at any anus from any point of view.

How many people have looked at there arses to see what col ur it is? Seriously I considered it but then thought noooo 😂

🙄🔥

How many people have looked at there arses to see what col ur it is?

I’d never find it for all the hair.

I'm bemused tbh.

If you want to shag a bum hole then don't you want it to look like one?

I'm all for a bit of reasonable personal grooming but putting bleach on my asshole is just

I'm not sure why having children changes the colour of your asshole either....

The things you learn on MN.....

@Wheresmyfuckingcupcake dark being the operative. Fishing in my bedside drawer for what i thought was Vaseline. Added a scoop before I copped the smell. Mood killed.

Iklboo- I'm cringing/clenching at the same time as trying not to laugh at that one! I can see why it would be a mood killer!!

I don't think that the troll OP is going to be back somehow. It has certainly been an enlightening (or should that be just a "lightening") thread!

It's fine go back to judging women for what they choose to do to their bodies. Then get all arsey when someone judges what yours probably looks like

How can you tell from a few words on a thread what somebody's body looks like?

Still a great thread despite some of the nastiness that has appeared.

Experiment this is MN... there are always a few nasties to upset a lighthearted humorous feed!

There is honestly nothing nasty in saying that bleChing your anus is a stupid think to do, and commercial interests are committed to making women insecure about their bodies so that they can sell products that “fix” them.

Or that porn has a pernicious effect on people’s perceptions of what bodies look like.

Porn does indeed have a pernicious effect... I've been on the thread where the OP's DD says all boys want to throttle (as a result of watching porn). Some of the porn links are bloody horrifying. Please, anyone who is bothered by this issue, could you sign the below petition:

www.change.org/p/ann-summers-ann-summers-dump-pornhub

Signed.I have teenage DDs and I really worry about the pressures they will feel with the widespread use of porn by teenage boys.

Just signed that petition - it's shocking.

https://giphy.com/gifs/train-dlJkzNrdVyYZG

Also signed.

Also signed, thanks for pasting the link

@MotherforkingShirtballs I lying in bed in tears of laughter because of you thank you 😂😂

Smiled

This thread is almost 6 months old, what on earth were you searching Janet to find this?

I answered someones question with a product they were looking for and you deleted my answer, WTF. that was totally relevant. The answer was Intilight.

@JarrettHolmes
But you must have searched to bring up an old thread. Why?