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Anal bleaching

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poobag · 15/02/2018 23:49

Right, I'm looking for a product to lighten up the skin around my anus and vulva. Approaching 40 and had 3 kids - I couldn't look less like a porn star down there if I tried. But try I will.
Any recommendations?

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SimonBridges · 15/02/2018 23:50

I don’t think I’ve ever seen my arsehole let alone worried about the colour of it.

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poobag · 15/02/2018 23:51

🤣🤣🤣 I've had the hand mirror out and pretty it ain't.

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gamerchick · 15/02/2018 23:52

Why though? I can’t get over people actually inspect these areas and deem them unfit for the eyes. Confused

PurpleDaisies · 15/02/2018 23:53

It’s an arsehole. It isn’t supposed to be pretty.

I’d be amazed if anyone actually cares about the particular colour of their partner’s anus.

sonlypuppyfat · 15/02/2018 23:53

Why would it look better lighter?

ggirl · 15/02/2018 23:54

You want to look like a porn star?

Dolphincrossing · 15/02/2018 23:54

Might be easier to get a fake tan the same colour as the skin down there.

Redglitter · 15/02/2018 23:55

Why do you want to look like a porn star?

MayFayner · 15/02/2018 23:57

Christ. I admire your thoroughness OP. I can barely get round to dying my eyebrows.

Out of sight out of mind, that's... well it's not usually my motto, but I'll happily apply it to this topic.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 15/02/2018 23:59

Don't overdo it with the bleach, it will end up looking like a Polo mint.

iggleypiggly · 16/02/2018 00:00

Why oh why would you even think about this? Shock

Hawkmoth · 16/02/2018 00:00

^^choked on my own saliva at that BreakfastatSquiffanys

esk1mo · 16/02/2018 00:02

the OP didnt ask to be talked out of it Hmm

but actually, applying fake tan so your overall skin is darker sounds like it might work.

mineallmine · 16/02/2018 00:04

Dying my eyebrows??? I can't even get around to PLUCKING mine.

DickTERFin · 16/02/2018 00:04

Who’s going to be staring at your arsehole anyway?

If you’ve got kids then surely whomever would be interested has already seen it in its unpornified glory and have managed to carry on with doingses, so I wouldn’t bother personally.

If you are desperate to do it then I would look for a professional arse pinker upper. That is not an area you want to risk getting a chemical burn on.

Gladiola44 · 16/02/2018 00:04

How disgusting. This has to be a joke?

TattyFrench · 16/02/2018 00:05

Why would you want to? Are you planning on eating Winslow too so your poo comes out,1970's dog poo, white?

SimonBridges · 16/02/2018 00:06

The idea that being an arse pinkerupper might be a job makes me a little sad.

AuntyElle · 16/02/2018 00:06

Are you a porn star? If not then 🤷‍♀️

VaguelyAware · 16/02/2018 00:06

Where's Stratter5 when you need her... Grin

DramaAlpaca · 16/02/2018 00:07

Is this really a thing? Shock

SD1978 · 16/02/2018 00:07

Kinda want to check out mine now. But due to an extraordinary long time between waxing, and being fat, don’t think I can......... if it bothers you that much, maybe check out some reviews of products online?

ggirl · 16/02/2018 00:07

This ?

Anal bleaching
TattyFrench · 16/02/2018 00:09

Simon I don't think it is. Shirley knit.

SpaceDinosaur · 16/02/2018 00:14
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