I hardly ever bother with nail polish. (I am very clumsy and can't get fingernails or toe nails looking good.) The haters will just have to live with it 
Having narrow feet and particularly narrow ankles, I find it incredibly hard to find shoes that fit, never mind look stylish. Shoes that I cannot wear include pump shoes/ballet flats, court shoes, loafers, most sandals, espadrilles, most trainers (as they tend to be far too wide), wellies (ditto), high leg boots (ditto) and high heels (can't walk in them even if they do fit). I tend to wear my shoes for 5+ years for that reason. So you may well spot me with shoes that don't match the outfit, but at least they are shoes that I can wear.
Also, "eyebrows that have never seen a pair of tweezers". You mean natural eyebrows? What's wrong with that? Are men equally scorned for not plucking their eyebrows?
But then I'm probably unusual (read: weird) in that I dislike anything "fake". Fake tan, fake eyelashes, hair extensions, permanent makeup, botox/fillers etc. I am also not a fan of tattoos. I don't judge other people for any of those things but would never choose them for myself.