However, by not acting as normal we let these monsters win so....
How very right you are Badders.
I was surprised at how quickly Lipstick Rose disappeared too. I wonder if we got a dodgy batch? On Fragrantica a couple of reviews said the longevity and sillage were weak but there were a lot of other reviews that didn't mention either. One said it lasted around eight hours! I'm sure mine didn't last beyond an hour-and-a-half, and I don't usually have trouble with longevity - the upside of oily skin.
Portrait of a Lady is a complete contrast. A little goes a very long way and it is utterly gorgeous. I'm not sure it's very well named though, there's a definite touch of skank in there and it seems more boudoir than drawing room to me. The prices are eye-watering but I may have to save up for a 10ml travel spray - it's such a heavy hitter I know it would last me a good while.
Auld wow! What a Guerlain collection. I am seriously impressed and more than a little covetous!
Swimming if you like rose and oud you might also like to look at the Juliette Has A Gun range of perfumes as they tend to be heavy on both. They do sample sets which you can find here and here.
SOTD is L'Artisan Parfumeur's Seville a L'Aube, which smells like incense, honey, bitter orange and spice to me. Beautiful, but quite dark and it doesn't strike me as springlike at all, despite it being based on memories of Easter Holy Week.
A peaceful day to everyone.