Intimate whitening

[cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee]

So I've always wanted to ' brighten ' my downstairs but I would like some recommendations please

I've looked online and the products range from £10-£100
I know you get what you pay for but obviously want to be careful what I'm putting on my bits lol

Thanks

Ladies

If I may.

Girls out West.
Made by women.
With pubes.

Doylesladder oh is it not? Oh I really thought it was

Fucking hell you need to get a life

"Because my skin is quite dark down there and you can lighten the skin around it."

ooh... I mean. There's nothing wrong with that?

THe skin inside your oral cavity is darker than the skin on your leg, right? THat's just normal, I think.

However, my horrible stomach stretchmarks (pregnany) are also normal. And yet I'm considering cosmetic options (after DC2....)

I've uhm... "heard" of people bleaching their behind. It's not uncommon in some circles.

But I wouldn't do it at home. Vaginal rashes/allergic reactions sound horrible...

Wait till you end up with haemorrhoids after having children. You'll not care what colour your 'intimate' bits are then

Not everyone gets them as I have had a child and not likely I will have anymore and I didn't have them....

Watching prom doesn't necessarily correlate to lots of sex you know.

It's your body. So, I don't think people should be shaming you for doing that.

Although I personally do think it's very unnecessary.

*porn

Fucking hell you need to get a life

Yes OP you most certainly do.

I imagine it would be cheaper and less painful (and less cringe making in a and e) to adjust the brightness of your porn watching screen . I do not know for sure because I don't make porn films, but I think it is a pretty safe guess that they are digitally enhanced. You may be aspiring to the wrong pixels.

Thanks for that
I've always watched porn as I like it
So did my ex
Now I'm single I sometimes watch it

I know it's not real or relationships
I just like it!!

Hang on OP!!! No need to be so fucking rude - i was being lighthearted. I'll give that a miss this time though.

I don't think someone who wants to bleach their bastard fanny is particularly high up the IQ charts themselves, if we're talking about stupid.

No it's not safe to do at home. Yes you have a distorted view of the normal female body. And if I were you, I'd stop streaming PornHub (threeway gangbang with fisting and anal squirting your thing is it? Can't imagine you're into the female friendly stuff) and give XO Jane a quick google.

You stroppy madam.

How long will it be before the Fail gets hold of this?

I bleached my pussy.
It looked dreadful afterwards

My downstairs is grey and cream, they do some lovely colours these days at B & Q

Not everyone gets them as I have had a child and not likely I will have anymore and I didn't have them....

Yeah. I know. But that's about as useful as me telling you that my vagina is very light and looks absolutely perfect, is it? ;)

I got them. And my previously 6-packed stomach is now a bit stripey... ;) I think I just have really tight skin? Which is great because I don't have cellulite. But probably bad from a stretchmark point of view...

Beryl - I'm suddenly remembering that marvellous Victoria Wood skit where she's riffing on crocheting a bonnet while pregnant, and ends up explaining to the little old lady next to her that it's not for the baby, it's to keep her haemorrhoids warm.

Perhaps Victoria could have added a verse to the Ballad of Barry and Freda (aka Beat me on the Bottom with a Woman's Weekly) on the subject.

"Let's do it, let's do it, do it while me flaps are fair... Let's do it, now I've shaved me fanny hair..."

Wow some nice people out there today

Hehehehehe

I just think it's a shame that what porn actors have done to their bodies is influencing how real women see themselves. Really sad actually

Not another name change
Lol

"I just like it"

Does it matter to you that you might be getting off to non-consensual sex?

Although I'm guessing if you're the kind of person who wants your genitals to look like the women in porn videos you probably haven't thought about that in any great depth.

I've hit a lot of nerves tonight

Hmmm well it's cheered me up anyway and given me a giggle at the same time