Intimate whitening

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So I've always wanted to ' brighten ' my downstairs but I would like some recommendations please

I've looked online and the products range from £10-£100
I know you get what you pay for but obviously want to be careful what I'm putting on my bits lol

Thanks

Ladies

Why do people steem their private parts?

I steam my face because it opens up my pores and helps preventing black heads etc. But vaginal steaming?

I mean, in the case of the anus it may be relaxing before anal. Maybe? But vaginal steaming? Weird...

Another widely used home remedy for vaginal discoloration is mixing lime juice with turmeric, the spice that give curry its color (though turmeric is quite mild)

But more importantly does it come with naan bread and the minty yoghurty stuff?

OP could smoother her foof in this delightful mixture and double as a naked serving platter. Or better still, when she's done using it. Scrape it off and pop it back in the fridge just incase she has unexpected guests that fancy a dip?

Up to the OP, it's her body, but there is something about the whole concept that makes me really uncomfortable.

A bit like self imposed FGM. And yes, I would second the comment about working on self esteem issues instead.

I have heard of anal bleaching (mentioned earlier) and I am intrigued.
How does one decide if they don't like the shade of their arsehole?
I've never seen mine. Do we use a mirror or take a photo?

I never thought as bum holes as something to worry about. They have an unpleasant job to do, as long as mine is working, I don't care how dark it is :)

I never thought as bum holes as something to worry about. They have an unpleasant job to do, as long as mine is working, I don't care how dark it is

I guess that depends on your sexlife...

Oh bum sex doesn't do it for me.

If it did, and my partner didn't like the shade of it. I would think they were being a bit too fussy..

Turmeric stains kitchen counters, surely you'd end up with turmeric coloured labia?

Misery - "But more importantly does it come with naan bread and the minty yoghurty stuff? OP could smoother her foof in this delightful mixture and double as a naked serving platter. "

With the added side benefit that it would clear up any thrush infections while she was at it - much more multi-purpose than canestan.

Surely turmeric would give you a yellow fanjo?

According to this:

homeremediesforlife.com/turmeric-for-skin-whitening/

"Turmeric contains curcumin which discourages melamine production thus lightens the skin.
The anti-bacterial properties of turmeric reduce acne and acne scars.
Its anti-oxidant properties protect skin cells from free radicals.
Vitamin C present in it helps build collagen and maintain skin elasticity.
Vitamin B6 present in it encourages new and healthy cell production.
Potassium present in it hydrates and moisturizes skin cells."

I do like to drink tumeric...?

Why am i thinking of curried clams?

chipped you made me crave curried clams.

Where am I going to get curried clams (right now)? And I've already eaten... Oh no :=0

Are you trying to torture me? :o

DH will just have to cook some as soon as we're home again!! ;)

Or maybe... Hmm... (we're currently visiting my mother. I'm sure she'd make some tomorrow...)

I'll never eat a clam again...

huh? Why?

That picture chipped sent didn't look that unappetising, did it?

Think I've been put off clams for life :(

Why stop at one colour? I reckon OP, should experiment with food colourings. Just think of all the possibilities. She could have all the colours of the rainbow. A rainbow fanny.

Then on special occasions, have herself a vajazzle just to add a little sparkle.

Themed fannies for every occasion?

Don't mind me, just wondering how much free time exactly you need to have to study your ahem lady parts and decide they need to be whitened. I need that sort of free time

I haven't been put off clams. Covering my hairy axe wound in tumeric, lime, yogurt or bleach and steaming it on the other hand...

Don't mind me, just wondering how much free time exactly you need to have to study your ahem lady parts and decide they need to be whitened

maybe somebody made an aweful comment?