Intimate whitening

[cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee]

So I've always wanted to ' brighten ' my downstairs but I would like some recommendations please

I've looked online and the products range from £10-£100
I know you get what you pay for but obviously want to be careful what I'm putting on my bits lol

Thanks

Ladies

Wow uptight comes to mind

We've all got hemorrhoids.

It's true, none other than Sandy Toksvisandwich told me herself.
She wouldn't mess about, not about piles.

Or just grow back your pubes so you can't see the cunt?

"I just think it's a shame that what porn actors have done to their bodies is influencing how real women see themselves. Really sad actually"?

uhm... Right. I obviously haven't watched enough porn. Or just not the right kind. What have they done...?

Some are cute, some are a bit ehh... At least as far as I know.

Clary I kno right?!?!

M0stlyBowlingHedgehog

I agree Fuzzy. I also feel sad for teenagers these days because all the boys will have been watching porn and have unrealistic expectations.

Didn't hit a nerve sweetheart. You just can't go around throwing out accusations of stupidity when you had to come onto an Internet forum to ask if a 10 quid bleach kit would be safe to use on your fanny.

You are sounding really very peculiar op. Are you feeling ok?

' sweetheart' lol

I actually stated they are between £10-£100 actually

Well I won't be doing any home bleaching that's for sure so thanks everyone

The skin darkening around the genitals is a sign of puberty- it's a signal that you're an adult and can reproduce.
Why would you want to lighten it?

I am saddened that people bleach their skin, any part of their skin. Why is white skin seen as so desirable?

Yeah I'm feeling alright actually

Wish I had a brighter fanny but other than that I'm cool - you?

Need not feel sorry for my husband, truly need not

I wasn't rude or judgemental. I was VERY HELPFUL.

Uhm, cantwait.

Whatever my opinion on the lovely (and sometimes not so lovely. But still human and therefore valid) ladies in the porn industry.

Don't do that at home.

You don't want burn marks or anything down there, right? You may end up with scar tissue or something. And numb... You would have gone through all the trouble and couldn't even enjoy the fruits of your labour....

You sound like a teenage boy.

Wrong colour

Jesus Christ, some women are MENTAL. Leave your anus & your pubes alone.

Your labia and your lips are made out of the same type of tissue - both are intended to be a different colour to the skin elsewhere on your body.

If you can't see yourself without a mirror why the hell would you bother?

I've just noticed from watching porn that's all!!

Porn is far from real life, I have never, and IRL I have never heard of ,a woman wanting to stick as many toys and other items up her anus as she can, but in porn land that's what all 18 year old women do before double penetration and choking on a dick of course.

Joffrey - thank you for the flashback to penis beaker.

Yeah some of you have been

Some not so much but that's ok
I get the question is a bit out there

I was only answering some of the abuse I received ?!
People are giving it but can't take it that's all I'm saying

Yes I know that obviously

MOstlybowlinghedgehog. I am sure VW would have added that to her fantastic melody!! That was her best work imo. .
Op I am sure when you meet Mr Right he won't care what colour your lady garden is.

Porn is fine as long as it's not instead of a day to day life within a healthy sexual relationship.

In some countries pale skin shows that you work indoors/don't work rather than working outside.

So pale skin makes you look richer.

But that was many years ago and only really in hotter countries.

And probably didn't apply to that area.

Didn't one mner try and bleach their bum hole with toothpaste once?

As far as I can recall, it wasn't a success. And somewhat stingy, too.

Enroll it at the OU

Are your bits not colour coordinated with your nipples?
Would you do that area as well?