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Intimate whitening

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cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee · 07/03/2017 17:02

So I've always wanted to ' brighten ' my downstairs but I would like some recommendations please

I've looked online and the products range from £10-£100
I know you get what you pay for but obviously want to be careful what I'm putting on my bits lol

Thanks

Ladies

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PigletWasPoohsFriend · 07/03/2017 17:11

Rigghhhhtttt Hmm

AndShesGone · 07/03/2017 17:11

No it's not common

And it's weird as fuck

Annesmyth123 · 07/03/2017 17:11

Don't google intimate whitening.

"Pussy bleaching"

🤢

Iamastonished · 07/03/2017 17:12

"If you google it you will be there are lots of products out there for it"

I'm not sure I would want that on my search history Grin

I have never heard of this before. Every day's a school day.

MissMogwi · 07/03/2017 17:12

WTF, I've heard everything now!

MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito · 07/03/2017 17:12

Is there a male equivalent? Do the penis getting brightened up as well?

Annesmyth123 · 07/03/2017 17:13

I must get at DP with the domestics and rubber gloves later.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 07/03/2017 17:13

Penis is easy.

You get a beaker of Milton and dunk...

Annesmyth123 · 07/03/2017 17:13

*domestos

cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee · 07/03/2017 17:14

Although this is a genuine post it really has made me smile

It doesn't make it bright white lol
From what I've read it literally lightens it

FFS I mean my foundation I wear has illumination in it and I pay just under £20 for that and I don't wear make up for anyone else I wear it for me and it makes me feel good hence why I would like to be a bit lighter where my skin has gone so dark...geez

Seriously have a look with a mirror and you'll see what I mean !!

And yes I'm a women and I like to watch porn?!

Some people need to get out more

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FrancisCrawford · 07/03/2017 17:14

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waitingforgodot · 07/03/2017 17:14

So it's not anal bleaching? What the heck is it then? I need a diagram. (Actually, please don't!)

SweetApple · 07/03/2017 17:15

Mine's not dark.

Why do you care?

Maybe cover it all with your foundation.

nobullshitallowed · 07/03/2017 17:15

I'm trained in anal bleaching, and can honestly say please DO NOT do this at home!! It's so dangerous to do it without a professional. Book into a salon that does it please

Penfold007 · 07/03/2017 17:16

OP don't hide behind twee terms such as 'intimate whitening '. Own it for what it is, you want to bleach your genital area.

cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee · 07/03/2017 17:16

Wow can't believe some people having heard of this?!?!

I mean there's loads of creams out there?

What's wrong with it if you wanna do it? I don't think it's fucked up

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NoCapes · 07/03/2017 17:17

Where exactly does it lighten??
The lips? Hole? Innards??
I just don't get it?!

Ps - sounds like it would burn like a motherfucker!

MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito · 07/03/2017 17:17

nobullshitallowed what exactly gets bleached, pray tell?

SweetApple · 07/03/2017 17:17

so do you want a white anus or white labia?

or maybe both?

MrsDoylesladder · 07/03/2017 17:18

If you watch so much porn, maybe you need to get out more, op.

specialsubject · 07/03/2017 17:18

The whole world sees your face when you step out of the door. I sincerely hope the whole world doesn't see what you are discussing here...

Also quite impressed with your flexibility and use of mirrors.

Getting out more would indeed be good.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 07/03/2017 17:18

nobullshitallowed will you tell us some stories??

NoCapes · 07/03/2017 17:18

...anyone else really want to go and look at their bag to see if it's different colours? I'm pretty sure mine is just the same colour as my skin Confused

bigredboat · 07/03/2017 17:18

Are you whitening your foof or your bumhole? Sounds painful!

InTheMoodForLove · 07/03/2017 17:19

OP if you find the perfect product please come back after you try it and tell me as I am VERY interested too
It would be great to see a photo of before and after too
to compare

Grin
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