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Intimate whitening

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cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee · 07/03/2017 17:02

So I've always wanted to ' brighten ' my downstairs but I would like some recommendations please

I've looked online and the products range from £10-£100
I know you get what you pay for but obviously want to be careful what I'm putting on my bits lol

Thanks

Ladies

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Crispsheets · 07/03/2017 17:19

You must be very bendy

SweetApple · 07/03/2017 17:19

I think there is a gap in the market here.

Hollywood plus whitening.

cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee · 07/03/2017 17:19

No bull shit allowed thank you for the only informative and helpful post without MR or Mrs judgey pants.....

Pencils seriously wtf I'm not hiding behind anything? It's the name of it?!

I'm not shy to admit I wanna bleach my genitals....I don't wanna bleach my ass anyway I wanna bleach the skin around my VAGINA!!! Because it's gone darker than what I was born with and I don't want it to be white just lighter?! Geez Louise

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AndShesGone · 07/03/2017 17:19

It's proper fucked up

Like all the way to fucking Mars in a pea green boat fucked up

Annesmyth123 · 07/03/2017 17:19

I have never ever looked at my lady bits to see if the skin is white enough. I fear I must live a sheltered life.

VaginaSuprise · 07/03/2017 17:19

Find an example of the shade you want it to be, pop along to B&Q and get them to colour match it for you. Silk is much more hardwearing Wink

Annesmyth123 · 07/03/2017 17:20

You mean the skin around your vulva, please don't put bleach in your vagina. That will definitely do damage.

FrancisCrawford · 07/03/2017 17:20

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DonkeyOaty · 07/03/2017 17:21

Is it some kind of bullseye effect you're after? Maybe a hummingbird fetish?

SweetApple · 07/03/2017 17:21

You looked at your bits when you were born? You are a genius. A child prodigy.

Do you want your labia reduced too so they look like when you were born? Anything else you want to turn back time on?

iklboo · 07/03/2017 17:21

Of course it's darker than when you were born. Puberty does that.

MrsDoylesladder · 07/03/2017 17:21

Op, who is going to rate you on the colour of your vulva? And why would you waste more than one shag on them?

NoCapes · 07/03/2017 17:21

I've never ever looked at my arsehole in my whole life - why do people care what colour it is?!
What colour is preferable in a poo shoot these days then?

WaitrosePigeon · 07/03/2017 17:22

Weird

nobullshitallowed · 07/03/2017 17:22

I could tell you lots of stories BlushGrin

Bleaching includes getting the arse hole bleached, this is popular with the homosexual crowd.

Female bleaching includes bleaching the labia, and sometimes the insides of the labia too depending on what the client wants.

Chippednailvarnishing · 07/03/2017 17:23

WTF has Louise got to do with it?

NoCapes · 07/03/2017 17:23

bleach inside the labia?!?
Man alive! I can't even use hair removal cream down there!

cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee · 07/03/2017 17:23

This is so funny reading all your posts

I'm sure in brightening everyone's day excuse the pun

This is serious...I came out of a relationship a month or so ago
Find my post and you will see my genuine post

Anyway I'm single now happy and recovering from a not so nice relationship but yes I watch a bit of porn?! I do get out but I also like to watch porn sometimes

Anyway ....yes my labia NOT my anus

I have no idea why it has gone a dark brown coffee colour but it has definitely discoloured and I would like to lighten it a bit

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SweetApple · 07/03/2017 17:23

God, I thought a dose of thrush was bad enough. Who'd want to burn their skin with bleach?

bloodymaria · 07/03/2017 17:23

Seriously wierrrrrrrd. But, they're your bits, do what you like with them? I guess? If the colour of your cooch is the biggest concern you have then good luck to you.

FrancisCrawford · 07/03/2017 17:24

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cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee · 07/03/2017 17:26

Wow not sure how this topic has made people say some of the things being said...

Oh well....so there is such thing and yes I knew it was done in the gay scene but it's not my bum I wanna bleach....

I don't want my insides bleached ?!
Just the labia

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Funnyonion17 · 07/03/2017 17:26

I don't see why you would need to tbh. I've never herd that paler genitalia is deemed more attractive. It's madness!

Women will be bleaching their nipples next!

Iamastonished · 07/03/2017 17:26

"Wow can't believe some people having heard of this?!?!"

Really?
Some of us don't watch porn or closely inspect other women in the changing room at the gym.
Why would I have heard of this?

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