Intimate whitening

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So I've always wanted to ' brighten ' my downstairs but I would like some recommendations please

I've looked online and the products range from £10-£100
I know you get what you pay for but obviously want to be careful what I'm putting on my bits lol

Thanks

Ladies

My word. My goodness me. Well I never. I am just tentatively dipping my toe in the scary waters of a new relationship after sadly being widowed young. Now I am feeling very very worried about the standard of my personal grooming.

I thought Hollywood hairless was intrusive enough and now this.

I have nothing to add apart drom😂 I haven't laughed so much in ages. I love mumsnet

From not drom ffs

Well I'm sure if they do it in salons then it's not as though you are burning your bits

Blimey there's more crap that people do to their bodies than this ? If I wanna do it what's wrong with that
I actually asked if anyone has any recommendations on creams not to get accused of being fucked up

"I'm a women"...

Pale labia are a sign of vaginal and vulval atrophy which old ladies have.
Also a sign of lichen sclerosis.

If that's how you want to look.

I googled it.
Anus, labia, nipples, scrotum, penis and (facial) lips are all fair game for bleaching, it seems.
The ads all show Asian women wanting 'pinker' body parts, to mimic young western girls, it seems.
Sinister as fuck.

Indeed it is sinister, tenpast

Bully for you that you don't watch porn - I'm not calling anyone boring am I...yet I'm being accused of weird and fucked up

I don't study women in the gym actually
I hate the gym and I don't fancy women or stare at their bits

I've just noticed from watching porn that's all!!

Do you reckon blokes go around saying "'ere mate. I've been watching loadsa porn and I reckon I need to get my ballbag bleached."

No.

I don't think they do.

Go get a spray tan in your labial shade if you feel a need to be all matchy matchy. But please do not bleach your fandango. It's been through childbirth with you. It deserves some love.

By the way. Before my libido died in childbirth, I watched porn at least 3 times a week. So this is not prudishness. This is me wanting you to not burn your fanny with domestos.

It is weird and fucked up to bleach your labia.

Ah
To be young.

I didn't see my bumhole until I was 40+ it could have been blue striped.

At least it will look all white and sparkly for the GP when you need your piles or prolapse poking back up.
Anything that makes GP life nicer gets my vote.

More power to your elbow, bleach away.
nutter

Just spray paint it with glow-in-the-dark paint. You could add some glitter while you're at it. It'll be the next new thing after vajazzling, I tell yah!

Seriously OP, just google the side effects of skin lightners. And don't do it.

Watching porn has clearly given you a distorted view of what women look like then.

Jeez I had a harpic hallucination reading this

I don't really care if men say that ? What a stupid thing to say...it isn't about other people it's about what I wanna do
I just asked a question but it has given me a bit of a giggle reading some of your replies

Wow.....off to go and watch a bit of porn Hub on that note....

And for anyone who doesn't know what porn Hub is...maybe it's you that needs to get out
Lol

I'm not sure about it being safe that's why I came on here ?!

You lot are too quick to judge you can't even read

Maybe the fact that you know what porn hub is shows you don't get out enough.

Or that you bring it out too much (rather than getting out in real life)

Porn is not real life or real relationships. Skin lightening is a horrible idea. But go ahead and demean yourself, op, if it temporarily makes you feel good.

What's wrong with having both ?

Pornhubs great

Whys porn so bad ? Me and my boyf used to watch it together and it was fun....feel sorry for some of your boys friends / husbands