Intimate whitening

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So I've always wanted to ' brighten ' my downstairs but I would like some recommendations please

I've looked online and the products range from £10-£100
I know you get what you pay for but obviously want to be careful what I'm putting on my bits lol

Thanks

Ladies

Like Reynaud's disease, Clary?

The OP prefers her skin to be lighter for aesthetic purposes. It's her personal preference. Is there anything wrong with that?

Why, though, do you think darker skin might be seen as less desirable? What is it about lighter skin that's more pleasing? And why do you think that might be?

Why do some view pale skin as less desirable?

Way to miss the point, feet12

I'm not sure that it is missing the point. It's a dangerous cosmetic procedure but she obviously wants it.

People have all sorts of other cosmetic procedures because they think they'll look better.

If the OP is misguided in this (which I think she is) the comments she's received on here are so unkind.

HelenDenver

Maybe. I actually just googled "vagina" and looked at different lady bits.

One was apparently a picture of a yeast infection. Very very pale, sickly coloured bits.

Although, I did have a yeast infection once. I'm sure it was red in my case (it itched!!)

Dulux Barley White in matt is nice. Cheap at 25 blatts for 5 litres too

So your chocolate starfish will be vanilla yes?

SNAFU

Whaaaaaaaat????

No not anal bleaching it's actually called intimate whitening and yes it's a thing and yes honestly it's a real post goodness me
Fuck me left right and centre!
I thought this person was referring to anal bleaching.
Apart from anal bleaching, shaving, jewels, braiding, douching, vagina steaming , people actually do more? . Well excluding sex of course. Wow 😳

Right. I shall now inspect my starfish.

Musment does very weird things. What a thread ;D

I've not read the whole thread - don't know if it's a wind up or not :)

If it's not a wind up, is this really a thing? I don't see what the problem is if your skin is dark down there.
I would imagine it would cause terrible dryness and chaffing.. leave well alone I say :)

I think the OP is getting some unnecessarily harsh responses here...

@quencher a lot more. I've lost count of the many women coming in and asking for a 'heart vagina' the want the hair waxed into the shape of a heart then dyed red.

So many things one can do with the downstairs region

I wish I hadn't clicked on this

What in the name of fuck?

I think the colour of my fanny skin is the absolute last thing on my list of things to worry about. Seriously can you imagine a bloke doing this to his privates?

Omg! It's here!!

Thank you!

I was literally researching this last night!!

Maybe wiping your bum with Domestos a few times would do the job nicely.

Sweet Apple, you may not see this but thank you! You have literally made me hysterically laugh!! Honestly, so funny!

Vagina steaming?! Somehow that sounds even wierder than bleaching it. Why on earth would you steam it? And how in earth do you actually do it? Do you have to use a steam mop style thing or squat over a pan of water?

Special Don't worry, I multi tasked.

I was thinking, I once used hair removal cream right underneath and then stood up so it went places, hair removal cream should never go. The burning lasted about a week. Presumably fanny bleach would be a similar thing.

There's a huge list of reasons I won't be participating but burning flaps is number one.

Petal pink 'bits' are considered youthful I'm guessing, mine have definitely darkened over the years. Not that I give enough fucks to actually do anything about it mind.

I've only ever heard of anal steaming. Never of vaginal steaming....

I mean. I do steam my face. But I don't think that's the same.