Intimate whitening

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So I've always wanted to ' brighten ' my downstairs but I would like some recommendations please

I've looked online and the products range from £10-£100
I know you get what you pay for but obviously want to be careful what I'm putting on my bits lol

Thanks

Ladies

Are you wiping back to front perchance OP?

But when I got my first job in the country I moved to, I worked in the gay district. They wanted the bleach left a couple of minutes longer so it would glow in the nightclub lights. We use to be booked out on a Friday just for this purpose

I have so many questions but...but...I just...no

Thought I was doing quite well and now you tell me people are bleaching their fannies too?? * *

I need now.

My downstairs is Elephants Breath , only Farrow and Ball would do!

We skipped the lighter fanjo
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda bleach-sick
But the crowd called out for more

The room was humming harder
As the colour flew away
We called out for some more creams
And the waiter brought a tray

And so it was that later
As the bleacher told her tale
That her fanj at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale

applause

We're not worthy.

I thought this was a typo and it was going to be something related to Invisalign and doing whitening at the same time.

Mine is cappuccino coloured, the same as my legs. Just checked. If I bleached it white, it might be easier to find

what's essentially wrong with having a 'dark' downstairs?

What if you whiten it and find it makes it look fat?

Penis is easy.

You get a beaker of Milton and dunk...

Just don't get the beakers muddled up.

I wonder, OP, what your problem is with having darker skin on one part of your body?

The porn issue to one side (although that's difficult to ignore as well - have you any idea the horrors of the porn industry and the impact it has one women? ), what is your issue with darker skin? Why do you see whiter/paler skin as superior?

Would you like to think about about that a little? And the implications of that?

Good lord, if you're going to F&B it then you have to go with Clunge. Amateurs.

I dab Fenjal talc on my fundament. That lightens things, temporarily.

I'm more xnxx than pornhub, but whatever floats your boat, lol. Do whatever you like to your body. It's yours to do with as you choose. BUT I'll give you the same advice I would give you if you were thinking of doing a permanent fake tan at home: get a professional to do it, as they'll apply it better. They can see what they're doing easier than you, even if you're superb at positioning mirrors. You'd be upset with a patchy result, wouldn't you?

The OP prefers her skin to be lighter for aesthetic purposes. It's her personal preference. Is there anything wrong with that? We're not all delighted with the hand we've been dealt.

There are plenty of people who prefer darker skin. There's no accounting for taste.

The only issue I have is with the safety of this type of treatment. Sounds like it could be painful and harmful.

I read this thread a few minutes ago, then went on Facebook and lo, look what a friend recently posted

Justdont 'Clunge' sheer genius 😆

@NoelHeadbands ask away

Are porn vag's really pale?
I haven't indulged for a while and can't give a fuck to reacquaint myself this merry night.

Is pale the way to go downstairs?
Is a black or darker skinned vag unsavoury now?

Who watches this shit and compares?
I've seen a fair enough amount of porn not to even notice the fucking colour of a labia. They vary. It's the spice of life. End of.

Clunge?
has someone been re-watching reggie perrin?

honestly.

Now I'm thinking of a slightly sickly pale vagina.

I don't think mine is dark. But a very pale vagina would seem to suggest some sort of... "something". Or maybe just circulation issues? Idk.

I did not even know this was a thing