Intimate whitening

[cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee]

So I've always wanted to ' brighten ' my downstairs but I would like some recommendations please

I've looked online and the products range from £10-£100
I know you get what you pay for but obviously want to be careful what I'm putting on my bits lol

Thanks

Ladies

Polly

summerisdone if the cream wasn't called Casper, then it should be, as you can bet that friendly little ghost never needed to worry about bleaching his sparkly white bits.

I don't think I'd notice if my labia have darkened with childbirth and birth, I have no idea what colour I was before.

childbirth and age that is

Bows to Snork.

For future reference, OP, you might have got less of a drubbing if you'd posted on the sex topic rather than in style and beauty. (Having said that, I swear there are some people who hang out on the sex topic purely to clutch their pearls...)

I'm trying so hard to take this thread seriously

Keep watching the porn OP. As long as you don't actually have sex as I really don't think you should be adding to the gene pool.

My knees are darker than the rest of my legs, wondering if the fanny whitening products would work there

@MollyofTheFolly
I feel absolutely stupid admitting this but I never put 2&2 together with the fact the cream was for skin lightening and it's called Casper, probably because it was spelt a different way

I'm upset that my irises are darker than the whites of my eyes. Should I apply bleach?

To be fair, I'm black and mine isn't coffee coloured like the op said hers is so that is fairly unusual....isn't it
Consider it a novelty.

This makes everything look white...

What a lot of insulting and rude comments.

The OP hits back with a few comments of her own as a response to this and she's further insulted.

She asked for a bit of advice. There are nicer ways of saying that you don't think her chosen treatment is a good idea.

OP I've heard of this treatment and I personally wouldn't do it. It sounds dangerous to me.

O god. Why am I on the internet talking about the colour of my private parts!??

Flip i'm black too and idk, depends how they make the coffee.

The OP has asked a question and almost everyone on this thread has given her abuse or made fun of her.

Most of you on here see yourselves as feminists and isn't feminism all about supporting womens decisions? And seriously, a women watching porn surely can't be that shocking?

Sorry op I don't have any recommendations as it's not something I've ever thought about but I just wanted to say sorry for all the abuse you're getting and think you've handled yourself so well.

I would just like to point out, it was never a lifelong ambition to become an anal bleaching professional.

I moved to another country and re did my beauty therapy certificate. We were told to expect to be training in skin bleaching the next day. Turned up in class to a man on all fours proudly exclaiming his starfish wouldnt be chocolate for long hmm took me at least 10 minutes to realise what we were expected to do blush

That's hilarous :D

Geez Louise haven't heard that in ages!

On a serious note I'd go to a salon or whatever you call a place that does that?!
It looks like it would burn!
My fanjo aches just thinking about it!

So society is now telling women that there vulva can be the wrong colour? And you've fallen for this utter misogynistic bollocks?

Fucking hell love, honestly. Who is going to see your fanny and think 'thank god it's not a shade or two darker or I'd be out of here'.

Ahh yes good point Fauch. Could be expresso, could be latte.

Cantwait your opening post made me cross
my legs.

If you really want it done go to a professional. I actually have a friend who's had it done (NE if you want a referral) but she has severe body dysmorphia.

Porn does give unrealistic ideas of what our bits are supposed to look like but if it makes you happy go for it, it's hardly hurting anyone.

Ohhh...I'd heard of anal bleaching but just assumed it meant bleaching the hair around there. I'm intrigued as to what colour my anus is now but I can't figure out how to look...

OP, I think it's definitely best to stick with the professionals on this one. Sounds like things could end up a bit sore!

Flipthebirdy

"To be fair, I'm black and mine isn't coffee coloured like the op said hers is so that is fairly unusual....isn't it confused
Consider it a novelty."

Hm... Is the OP talking about espresso or milk coffee?

We used to drink muckefuck with a lot of milk when we were little. That was pretty light....

Op,if you've just come out of a difficult relationship your money would be better spent on getting some therapy to work on your self esteem rather than changing the skin colour around your genitals. I can guarantee that no normal partner will ever care about the colour of your 'downstairs'.