M&S have really lost it imo...

[CountessDracula]

not that they ever really had it!

I was in there this morning, there was not one thing I would even have considered trying on!

And the kids clothes - OMG - they fell into two categories, those that would look good if you are over 70 and those that would make your dd look like a tiny prostitute!!

Very odd.

shit

40

so much older than 36...

fuck right off

surely you will be shopping at Cuntry Casuals from now on tutter

tutter fitting right in with the locals

arf

you see now i have readjust me mental picture of you again

now you're foxy whatsisname from tooting with a che guevara t-shirt, cycling around the streets of sw14, with wrinkles

(rather a fetching print, that link. would be perfect at the next shoot...)

I have no wrinkles

I use freeze 24/7 and beauty flash balm by the gallon

I was desperately trying to spend some M&S vouchers today.
In the end I got a headache (and a pair of boots) but no clothes.
They were all so horrible.
I found a semi decent skirt in the Per Una sale bit, but was the wrong size.

I give up!

I will wait until they see this thread and come up with something better!

this would be ideal for a laydeez lunch

I am 40

freeze 24/7 and top shop here too

rather groovy akshally

Went round a big M and S on Saturday for the first time in a while and Per Una seems to get worse - it all looks like the sort of stuff you see in a sale - but there were some lovely Limited Collection and Autograph clothes, and some of the toddler girls' clothes were really cute and quite trendy for a change. Didn't fit my short-legged, fat bellied two-year old, though.

Enid ffs
get down to cuntry casuals with tutter

freeze 24/7

please expand -- tis new to me

(i have - with a heavy heart - shelved the eve lom stuff dh got me for xmas. not good for my skin)

yes liek the rest of the frumps round here

eve lom gives me spots

sell it on ebay

people will buy it even opend and used

CD i do spend a lot of time now in my wellies

you're jealous really

but i have to point out i'm only 29 miles from kew

tis hardly the outer hebrides

or even the cotswolds

This has to be the most hilarious thread ever.

Someone please send it to their exec team, one of you must know them, surely?

it's like very expensive hemorrhoid cream

LOL @ this thread

Do you know what? You should all move to New Zealand. We don't have shops. We only have sheep. On the school uniform list, when it comes to 'Shoes' it says optional

Every one wears shorts and flipflops, winter or summer, 15 or 85 ...

But we are happy ...

But do tell me something ... are M&S bras still what they used to be

I spend a lot of time in wellies too!

i always meet dh's bloody clients (most of whom seem to reside in SW14) when i am in waitrose covered in mud with wellies on

OI! Less of the oldie jokes fank you very much

I'll have you know that I am very stylish.....

freeze 24/7

(i have the lip plump too)

And I dont look a day over 31....

Although not looking particularly stylish in my work uniform right now...