SOTD Encre Noir. The cat is in heaven. 
I wore Salome to the office the other day (my office is almost entirely male) and asked the men there what they thought of it. These were the results:
"Ugh. Just ugh."
"It smells like a perfume trying to disguise sweaty pants."
"It smells like you've had a good shag and put your pants on straight afterwards."
"Oh my God, that's amazing. It's a really sexy smell, I love it."
"Vile. Please go and wash it off."
"I can't smell anything." 