Well.........first of all I'd like to point out that I'm 5hrs into my ILs 5day visit, you may detect a change in tone over the next few days, for which I apologise in advance, and please forgive any swearing 
Secondly TCP and an early night ....and I'm good to go.
Now, Cindy.......the thing is, I think we are not used to seeing real bodies anymore. And cosmetic surgery is so mainstream, as are super white teeth btw. When you think "super model" you think "perfection". If I told you I were about to appear on Vogue front cover in a black bikini with strange hat and feather cape you'd probably fully expect a few I said A FEW only imperfections, but with models it's different and it's also escapism sadly.
Because we never see real bodies in the media apart from a few token larger/older women who happen to have the luxury of stylists etc we are shocked when we do. It's sad. It as also tragic that super high achieving, intelligent women of a certain age feel the pressure to look a certain way.
The other point, hang on what was it?.......ah yes, is that I hate it when people expect women who have had children to have terrible bodies. I have a gym instructor who has the most incredible body "and she's got 4 kids" 
the younger woman said to me "well it gives me hope". I told her I had 6 .
Finally, if you saw Cindy on a beach in her bikini you would think what an amazingly beautiful woman, perhaps it's because she's in a magazine that we think otherwise.
Phew ....heavy stuff. What are you all wearing?