What does one wear to a swingers club?

[SnowNotSoWhite]

Apart from not a lot
Have no intention of getting totally bare assed in public so any ideas on nice lingerie and clothes that would, be, ahem, accommodating?

What do people talk about? You must have to talk when you 1st get to these places?

'Erm hello. My names Overit & i'd really like to bang your husband' that sort of thing?

Do people even ask? Or do you just walk into & get on down?

No there's no bloody pampas grass! At Chameleons tho there is a room informally known as the Bukkake room. It's a large dimly lit room with a huge black oval shaped leather bed in the middle and if you choose to get on the bed its essentially signalling to the men that you are up for it. You will get surrounded by a group within minutes! It's totally up to you what you want to do, the rules are pretty strict and I have found most men to be very respectful ( and grateful tbh)!!

Oh yes and at what point do people stop & eat pies?

Leather's sensible, wipe clean

Sometimes there's a free buffet. Usually at about 11 am. Sausages on sticks, dips, sandwiches, that sort of thing.

leather bed

bukkake room

PMSL (there's prob a room for that too)

Oh and some of the rooms have a viewing gallery for the voyeurs. At Chameleons there's also a cinema and a jacuzzi.

Bukkake

Sorry,buffet is 11 pm, not am!!

so what do you all talk about Destiny? Or is there no suck thing as these gatherings? Is everyone busy with sausages on sticks?

Overit ....take it you meant such

look at me getting into the 'swing' of things!

Pies you say? And do tell what kind of fillings you get?

And do tell what kind of fillings you get?

^^
do not answer that Destiny

Destiny....a guy at work used to go somewhere over that way....he's gay. He enlightened me to what a 'glory hole' is....
Are they predominantly a gay thing or used in other clubs also....

Well people chat about all sorts, there's a bar where people can talk. People often talk about other clubs they have been to, maybe comment on your outfit, but sometimes there's not much talking going on tbh. It is very sociable and friendly, lots of laughter and an openness that you don't often find in other places. Everyone's there for the same reason which breaks down barriers pretty quickly IME.

I'm still agog at the idea of the men wearing "discrete briefs with a body". One of those 90s nightmares that gives you love handles and thrush?

I went to a club in north London where they did have a glory hole, never used one myself. There's also a massive club near Heathrow that has a ' dark room' where if you go in it, you don't know who is touching you... Can be quite liberating!

Another one - so if your on this bed & you really dont fancy the bloke next in the q. What happens?

I have never had a pie myself in a club. But I went to a fetish club in the West Midlands where, at 11 pm everyone got a chip butty!!

Was quite nice actually...

Erm and another one - whats a gloryhole?

Over it, you can always say no... Depends how choosy/ greedy you are!

So do we know why the op chose Mumsnet over ALL the other interwebz forums, to ask for S&B advice on swinging outfits?

And for this reason alone, I bloody love MN!

I have been crying with laughter at some of the responses on here!

so its not really about fancying someone? its just about having as much sex you want with random men / women?

think ive missed the point of swinging