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What does one wear to a swingers club?

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SnowNotSoWhite · 08/02/2014 23:41

Apart from not a lot Grin
Have no intention of getting totally bare assed in public so any ideas on nice lingerie and clothes that would, be, ahem, accommodating?

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KatoPotato · 09/02/2014 15:48

arse

CoteDAzur · 09/02/2014 15:51

I'd like to know what a "glory hole" is but don't dare ask now. Who knows who might take offense.

LoveIsTheDrug · 09/02/2014 15:53

Côte, I told you at 15:13 Smile.

LoveIsTheDrug · 09/02/2014 15:55

A hole in a wall for someone to poke genitals through, in the hope that a mystery person the other side does something sexual with them.

sj73 · 09/02/2014 15:57

I went to the kit Kat club in Berlin a year after giving birth to twins because I was both pissed and curious. Unfortunately my attire was completely wrong. We were told to remove an item of clothing on the door and this meant me dancing around pissed in a bra and v skinny jeans, forgetting all about my muffin top and big belly overhang. Sat on bar stool this must have looked stunning. No one wanted to swing my way I hasten to add.

Destinysdaughter · 09/02/2014 15:58

I went to the KitKat club in Berlin last year too. Was so excited but it was so tame compared to the UK...

WallyBantersJunkBox · 09/02/2014 16:02

You should join the "Eyes Wide Shut" club at my local one then, they have their annual Castle re-enactment coming up soon....

Must stop reading the website now.

TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 09/02/2014 16:07

Cheese toasties, you say?

Destinysdaughter · 09/02/2014 16:13

I know this is a thread about clothes and a lot of people are having a lot of jollity on this thread which is great but I would really like to educate women about what really goes on at swingers clubs because they are not what people often imagine them to be. I've found both fetish and swingers clubs to be empowering, liberating and fun. There are all sorts of people there, women are respected and there are lots of married couples that go. For many of them it helps keep their relationship alive and vibrant. I don't have any moral judgements about sex, it can be fun and exciting even if you're not in a monogamous relationship. I think more women should put their preconceptions to one side and try it!

For me it helped me get over some issues about my body and my confidence around men and I have felt much more respected in these clubs than often I have felt in the real world...,

ImSoHappyCauseToday · 09/02/2014 16:13

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NotBrittaPieHonest · 09/02/2014 16:19

But... Spit roast is just the name of the position, like doggy style or 69 or missionary or whatever. Just a handy description. Not exactly a specialist one either, apart from needing 3 people. (Not a fan of oral based stuff at all myself, but then I'm sure I like things others don't too)

Assuming you're not just judging people for liking stuff you don't, and doing it with other consenting adults in a place with only other consenting adults allowed in... what would YOU call it?

Coconutty · 09/02/2014 16:19

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NotBrittaPieHonest · 09/02/2014 16:21

Destiny - I agree entirely with you.

HoneyDragon · 09/02/2014 16:23

Coconutty Grin

HamletsSister · 09/02/2014 16:26

Please, Destiny, start a thread and link. Am weirdly fascinated.

VoyageDeVerity · 09/02/2014 16:26

This is so intetesting. I am actually roasting a chicken whilst reading this thread.

I would love to go. Are there really any hot guys at these things?

PerpendicularVince · 09/02/2014 16:27

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Destinysdaughter · 09/02/2014 16:29

There's lots of hot guys!! More so at fetish clubs IME

I would love to start a thread about this ( and not derail someone else's but I don't want people to get all judgey about it...)

Destinysdaughter · 09/02/2014 16:32

And... Where could I put it? Can't think of any category it would fit....

SauceForTheGander · 09/02/2014 16:33

I'm amazed at

  1. How many of you have been to orgies
  2. That there are buffets

Do you wander round naked with your platter thinking "can I go for second helpings before the shagging starts or shall I save pudding for after I've been banged"

Anyway - back to the question

Waterfall cardi and a mumsnet scarf. And no pants. M

ExcuseTypos · 09/02/2014 16:35

Gosh all this chat about cheese toasties is making me feel very hungry. I'm off to stuff the chicken.

delbee · 09/02/2014 16:35

A while ago I was up for going to a club in holland, I bought a lovely outfitWink but chickened out in the end. 2 years on, I have put on 2 stone and totally lost my confidence. Maybe one day I will finally pluck up the courage to go. X

ExcuseTypos · 09/02/2014 16:35

The thought of an orgie makes me feel quite ill. But each to their own.

Destinysdaughter · 09/02/2014 16:36

PMSL at Sauce..!

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