What does one wear to a swingers club?

[SnowNotSoWhite]

Apart from not a lot
Have no intention of getting totally bare assed in public so any ideas on nice lingerie and clothes that would, be, ahem, accommodating?

A condom.

OH and I once went to a swingers club in Holland but lasted all of 5 mins after I bottled it. I remember wearing a long leather coat and leather boots. I was going for the sexy dominatrix look but possibly looked more like a Gestapo reject.

I've always been intrigued by these places. Sheer curiosity and me being a nosey bugger led us there. I would never have had the bottle to do anything. Enjoy !

lol at "Ohwhatfuckery"

It's the fit single guys you've to watch for, always tediously monosexual but nice to look at when DP's getting the spitroasting she loves.)

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throws up in mouth

C'mon overitalready ! That comment made me laugh more than throw up ! Each to their own and all that

op asked what they should wear how that then got to spitroasting i'll never know. Its a disgusting word.

Each to their own indeed which is funny when were discussing spitroasting & infact no-one sticks to their own!

Destiny, you look like you're going Riverdancing.

I bloody LOVE Mumsnet

Now what would Chameleons Swingers Club come under on the Mumsnet Birmingham listings…?

Destinys, I'm having palpitations, do you mean the place of the same name you mentioned (scared to type it out again in case it Googles) near Vic Sq in Birmingham?!?

I have just organised a work do there!!! I'm going to get sacked if anyone gets spit roasted

I'd accept the sack happily if I could watch my boss get spitroasted. Reminds me I need to get the chicken out of the fridge.

Absolutely PMSL ladybumps! just make sure nobody wears a corsage...

Wear something that you will feel comfortable in more than anything. If it's your first visit don't buy anything special you might not wear again. Chances are you'll just be eye balling the first time weighing up the place and the clientele.
Places with a fetish twist are much more dressy up and fun. You'll still get the packs of wanky single men but they are at least better behaved.

Lol at corsage and, forgive me, but what is a 'profane bath towel'?

I've only been to German ones, and single men weren't admitted. There were lockers, so your shoes aren't likely to get nicked, and you can wear good warm clothes to arrive in when it's icy outside. Plus there were stacks of towels in every room (to sit on, when you're not wearing anything,) and bowls of condoms everywhere. The buffet was certainly good at one, and I don't remember any that were remarkably bad, so average to good food.

Nice lingerie should be fine, but check the rules for any guidelines for an individual club.

Wear one of those all in one plastic boiler suits like off Silent Witness. And Marigolds.

Twinset and pearls

Isn't a corsage the small thingy of flowers that you pin on your lapel at a wedding? Where do you pin it at a swingers' club then?

Same place you keep your change purse Mrs. S.

I think I've seen profane towels in the Xmas studio catalogue. Says face on one end and arse on the other. Rude!

In my experience anything involving casual sex attracts around ten men for every one woman.

Surely swinging is just upmarket indoor dogging?

Not that I'm casting aspersions, I just find naked men en mass a little off putting.

Lady bumps. No! That's The Chameleon bar. Totally different place you'll be glad to hear! The club is in Darlaston and not related...

Birmigham is swinging central tho, there's loads of clubs and people come from all round the UK.

Profane bath towel is making me howl for some reason! OP, whatever you wear, you'll probably end up going home looking like a plasterer's radio so as long as it's suitable for a boil-wash I wouldn't worry too much. Enjoy!

mrssmith That is brilliant. What an image for Sunday lunchtime!

Jesus Christ.

You learn something new everyday.