What does one wear to a swingers club?

[SnowNotSoWhite]

Apart from not a lot
Have no intention of getting totally bare assed in public so any ideas on nice lingerie and clothes that would, be, ahem, accommodating?

Can someone summarise AlexJones' long post?

I nodded off halfway through reading it.

Sorry you feel that way Tethersend.
Maybe I am offering my advice on the wrong forum.

mmmm...think perhaps you are Alex. Just wondering though and not being rude but...are you a man?

Indeed I am.
Are men not welcome here?
My apologies if that is the case, and rest assured I will not be visiting again.

Dammit. Think my best bodystocking is in the wash.

Looks like a bit of zombie thread, but did a double take at newbie AlexJones's NN as thought for one horrible second that twas the same as the flying snowman star, all growed up

Just a reminder (not intended in a patronising way) to be vair careful taking up offers to don bodystockings with people you meet online, and definitely not on hot summer's days .

Can't believe I missed this thread first time out. Perhaps my own fault for never venturing anywhere near Style and Beauty...

You see what you're missing, SGB?

GOLD

Ooh, yes EllenMN. Thrushy.

Greengarden, did you not notice this was an old thread? Or that the op came back several times?

I was a bit sad it was a zombie actually, it was hilarious and educational plus pretty interesting. Wish I'd seen it at the time

I didnt!!!
But i didnt bump it up!! Who did??

It's been bumped a couple of times. I'm not really sure why Alex got a bashing tbh, men are welcome here and he offered a pretty reasonable post on a reasonable (if slightly old) thread.

I'm curious - thought the post by Alex was excellent. I wonder if anyone ever goes to a swinger club as described and doesn't score?

Arf at me nodding off being a 'bashing'

But yes, obviously I am thwarted swinger who now needs to vent my disappointed rage on unsuspecting S&B threads.

Ok bashing may have been overstating it rather but it wasn't you I was referring to tethers.

My God, can't believe this thread's been resurrected!

I read Alex's post and have to say it was pretty accurate, just a shame about the 'mansplaining' really. :)

This got bumped because there was another thread about swinging, which most posters suspected was hairy-handed and therefore turned into a discussion about sandwiches, but someone linked to this one.

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Just seen my pre historic post

This thread was brilliant

Bumping due to anal bleaching thread

(I hope my mother doesn't read my posts)

'A tracksuit fashioned from pampas grass?'

Still chucking at this

Well I know it's a zombie thread but how fascinating. Thanks posters who shared information. If only I were thirty years younger ha ha.

I once had sex in a London park at night. I looked up and there was a guy in the tree. I asked him what he was doing up there. "I come here to watch", he explained, "There are loads of us." We looked around and, sure enough, there was a man in nearly every tree. Some had binoculars. They bring snacks with them.

Nowt so queer as folks I'm surprised that enough couples have sex in parks to make this hobby worthwhile, but I suppose I shouldn't be.