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What does one wear to a swingers club?

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SnowNotSoWhite · 08/02/2014 23:41

Apart from not a lot Grin
Have no intention of getting totally bare assed in public so any ideas on nice lingerie and clothes that would, be, ahem, accommodating?

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Garlickest · 03/07/2024 22:11

Oops, this is S&B, so:
I was wearing a full-length stretch dress by Vera Wang (hitched up at the time)
Partner wore a bog-standard smart suit (unzipped at the time).
Blokes in trees mostly sported khaki chinos, with dark-coloured tops.
We tried to finish what we were doing, but were too distracted!

Chrispackhamspoodle · 04/07/2024 21:49

sj73 · 09/02/2014 15:57

I went to the kit Kat club in Berlin a year after giving birth to twins because I was both pissed and curious. Unfortunately my attire was completely wrong. We were told to remove an item of clothing on the door and this meant me dancing around pissed in a bra and v skinny jeans, forgetting all about my muffin top and big belly overhang. Sat on bar stool this must have looked stunning. No one wanted to swing my way I hasten to add.

This is first night out after having babies x 100.

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