What does one wear to a swingers club?

[SnowNotSoWhite]

Apart from not a lot
Have no intention of getting totally bare assed in public so any ideas on nice lingerie and clothes that would, be, ahem, accommodating?

funniest thread I've read in ages

I love this thread!

NOT what I expected go see in a style and beauty thread.

But bloody cheered up my sunday aft !

Someone please explain what 'spitroasting' means.

Cotedazur.........seriously?

Your better off not knowing Cote!

cote - a sexual position for one woman two men (suppose could be 3men too). Man1 rec fellatio from woman, woman rec penetration from man2 at the "rear" (don't think it matters what sort vag/anal). Classy

Just don't google Cote.

Spit roast because she resembles a piece of meat on a spit with a "rod" going straight through from one end to the other. Classier

Perhaps if you asked over on good Housekeeping someone could rustle you up a naice pampas grass corsage?

Think of a pig/hog on a spit...
Now replace the metal rotisserie skewer with cocks.

Et voila!

I think a CDC suit, and tape the joins so nothing gets through!

sick in mouth twice today from same thread

Sorry, overitall.

I dunno nobre

Your description doesn't look terribly erotic

I thought this was going to be about swing music. Flared polka dot skirt. That sort of thing.

My education is clearly lacking

I was thinking something along the lines of spitting (don't ask).

Phwoarrrrrrrr honey

Well I'm just happy you can google two cocks and a pig without trauma.

cote, I think blissfully unaware is a nice place to be where some things are concerned

I'm still chuckling at the 'track suit fashioned from pampas grass' up thread ....

Should I start a new thread, ' Everything you ever wanted to know about swingers clubs but were afraid to ask...' ??

God, I wish I had something to add to this thread.

Good idea Destiny....are there large vases of pampus grass in the 'roasting' rooms?

There's pies??? Blimey, better not tell DH - he loves a good pie.