What does one wear to a swingers club?

[SnowNotSoWhite]

Apart from not a lot
Have no intention of getting totally bare assed in public so any ideas on nice lingerie and clothes that would, be, ahem, accommodating?

A hole in a wall that one person pokes bits of them-self through in the hope that someone on the other side with do something sexual with what they find. Used to be a gay men thing in public loo cubicles. Anonymity thing. I'd worry about splinters from badly cut chipboard, myself.

I thought this was going to be funny.

Then I see someone liken a woman to a pig being skewered. That is hateful rapist language.

Maybe you think I'm overly sensitive but I'm not fucking joking, how could anyone think that's funny, I'm really upset now.

The Voyeur thing....are there people that literally just go to watch....never join in. A guy at work used to go dogging 'straight' and used to describe himself as a 'spectator' saying he never took part < never believed him>.
Are there folk who just genuinely rock up to watch....

I know too much.

I'm tucked up on my sofa as I'm not well, I have tonsillitis which is now a million times worse as I've been laughing so hard at this thread!!! Learnt some stuff too, no pain no gain!!!! Such a sheltered life I lead!!

King! Fancy seeing you here

Overit, I had to read as the thread title interested me so much! (You never know when you're going to need such knowing advice!)

Can we have a saying like "what would MN do?"

"Sausages on sticks, dips,"

Blimey, innuendo food as well!

If he's a sicko in discrete briefs and a body I'd like him to answer my question.

There are thousands, nay, millions of free p*rn sites out there that fruities can masturbate to, should they wish to. Seems like a (literal) sad wanker, to find this thread as ideal fodder. Especially as most of the posts are taking the piss

Oh dear....
Are your referring to me, 2tired?

Should I even bother?

Yes LoveIsTheDrug, but many trolls come on sites like this to shock and really get off on normal women rather than porn stars.
They come on here time and time again.

If that , was aimed at me, I'm not hairy handed truck tugger. I'm a long time poster who has name changed

Either way, LBE, no, I'm not bothered. I don't talk about my own intimate life on here.

Bother with what?
My distress is genuine.Maybe you could bother ro try to understand why women would be upset and triggered by such violent language?

I'm fucking triggred by shit like this. Had to walk away from comp. Thread hidden
I don't care what you think this is genuine.

News Flash, 2tired :-

I didn't INVENT the term "Spit Roast" believe it or not.

I was explaining why it is called a "Spit Roast". Why do you THINK it is called that?

FFS.

If the thread is hidden, how did you see the reply, 2tired?

Bother with EXPLAINING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS BTW.

No not you LoveIs.

The term 'spitroast' was not invented on this thread 2Tired.

I'm sorry, that arse and face towel is very rude...

To get back to op's original question . Ann summers has some nice, tasteful but revealing outfits. Some of the babydolls are lovely. Maybe have a look on there website

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00080XPUY