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charles saatchi aside ( fgs) - susannah constantine - 2003 called - it wants its jeans back

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LordPalmerston · 30/10/2013 17:35

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2479751/Trinny-Woodall-invites-Susanna-Constantine-Scotts-dinner-new-beau-Charles-Saatchi.html

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MissBeehiving · 30/10/2013 18:08

I know the jeans are bad but they do pale in comparison with the excuse for a human being that is Saatchi.

TripTrapTripTrapOverTheBridge · 30/10/2013 18:14

Oh come on,the jeans aren't that bad! Not everyone likes or wants skinny jeans.Not many people actually look good in them..

As for Charles Saatchi,what is she thinking???

All that aside,Trinny is looking fab!

thepurplepenguin · 30/10/2013 18:17

Ye gods...

Urgh to all of them.

Took me half the article to work out who was shagging who.

bundaberg · 30/10/2013 18:26

fucking hell trinny!! seriously???

isn't that the same actual table?

i can't; even look at the clothes, i'm that shocked

LordPalmerston · 30/10/2013 18:27

Thd colours trinny is wearing are nice. Susannah is a little equine

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bundaberg · 30/10/2013 18:27

why is he holding susanna
like that in the first couple of pics?

LordPalmerston · 30/10/2013 18:29

He's a reet weirdo.

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Fillybuster · 30/10/2013 18:30

On the one hand I'm mortally offended by the bad taste shown.

On the other, the jeans are the least of the problem I have with these pics....

LordPalmerston · 30/10/2013 18:31

Well yes. What's come over them ?!

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GwendolineMaryLacey · 30/10/2013 18:34

A trifle equestrian my brother used to say....

Are these women stupid or what? Do they not pay attention to the outside world or don't they care? The man is a proven wankbadger.

Marylou2 · 30/10/2013 18:36

Ewww! Bunch of freaks! Lucky escape for the lovely Nigella.

MissBeehiving · 30/10/2013 18:37

I suppose Trinny's statement necklace will come in handy when she's attempting to distract from the neck bruises arising from one of Saatchi's throttling sessions.

CharlotteBronteSaurus · 30/10/2013 18:42

nice leopard shoes though - I wonder if they're the Boden ones?

LordPalmerston · 30/10/2013 18:46

Lol. Thread a mixture of fashion deliberation and horror at them befriending an abuser

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Onesleeptillwembley · 30/10/2013 18:46

For people that used to advise on sartorial matters, Trinny and Tranny have done themselves no favours.
I have no words for the rest. Well I do, but if I start I won't stop!

Merguez · 30/10/2013 18:49

Nothing wrong with the jeans for someone of that age.

LordPalmerston · 30/10/2013 18:50

Lol. She's not sixty !! "Her age" ?!

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BasilBabyEater · 30/10/2013 18:50

Is she actually smoking in one of those photos?

Isn't that incredibly downmarket for her?

LordPalmerston · 30/10/2013 18:53

The comments were (when I last looked ) actually quite funny

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Merguez · 30/10/2013 18:54

No. same age as me, roughly. I love my boot cuts and never wear skinnies.

PrimalLass · 30/10/2013 18:55

Does he never go anywhere else?

PatoBanton · 30/10/2013 18:59

Oh good lord.

what the patootie do they think they're doing?

It's SusannaH as well

the man is a TWAT

how hurtful would that be for Nigella to see those photos..

disgraceful

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 30/10/2013 19:04

Trinny is v v pretty. Susannah, erm...I think the shirt is the worst bit of the outfit, and that's including the awful jacket.

dexter73 · 30/10/2013 19:06

Lifted from the comments - Susannah's jacket is actually from their Trinny and Susannah range on QVC. So if you do 'want the look', you can buy the exact same one.

I am defo going on QVC to have a look at their range of clothes!!Grin

dexter73 · 30/10/2013 19:08

Mmm - these are nice

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