charles saatchi aside ( fgs) - susannah constantine - 2003 called - it wants its jeans back

[LordPalmerston]

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2479751/Trinny-Woodall-invites-Susanna-Constantine-Scotts-dinner-new-beau-Charles-Saatchi.html

Might explain the dramatic weight loss

Most slebs do

Could someone send me a pm? I have read the Hillgrove thing and it's ludicrous; I can't find anything else though, and I don't know what any of you are talking about (weep wail).

I was OK at the start of the thread when it was about badly fitting jeans, agas and hounds, but now .........?

Please someone, feel sorry for me and explain!

Nigella Lawson has a prodigious work output and a steady consistent work ethic.

Kind of hard when you have a chronic Cocaine addiction. Not that I am saying she has by the way.

I admire Nigella enormously.

Just read that blog . With derision, not anything else...

Just read that blog>
I have just snorted so loudly the cat jumped!

Omg....

It can't be true can it?? Sounds like a made up story to try to justify his prickish behaviour.

Second shock of the thread is that trinny and susannah have a range on QVC....really?!

Oh that blog is hilarious - installed a fragrance making machine. In my house that's called an air freshener.

chronic cocaine addiction? where on earth did you project that from? occasional party girl is not the same as "chronic addiction" and even so, many "chronic addicts" do maintain a steady professional life. Hlaf the world's ad agencies would be closed if not for starters.

That blog is utter rubbish - it's such a shitty way to try to turn the "story" on her.

If you remember correctly, he has given 3 different versions of the event now from "playful tiff" to "she only cared about her career in the US".

It doesn't cease to amaze me how crap CS is managing his own public image, considering his Advertising/PR background.

Thank you for the PMs

I feel very about the addiction. I used to work 20 hour days, 6or 7 days a week, for years. Constant running around, constant problem solving. I know there were some people who thought I was taking coke to keep going but actually I lived on tea and cigarettes. I just found my life so exciting, stimulating and fun that I didn't need anything else.

Those jeans look rubbish on Suz they make her thighs look odd..anyway about the other stuff I think it is rubbish!

I'm sorry but am I the only one going !

The sheer delicious absurdity of Nigella and her kids sitting around burning the 'erb every night ...and them being so fecking rich the staff did the rolling .

Seriously, Team Nigella, please don't sue this fule!!!! It's too funny .

Hillgrove is deranged.

I read that hillman blog recently, what a load of old tosh.

What are we supposed to think after a night smoking doobies rolled by the staff Nigella and her children demolish the kitchen looking for munchies (ooh! that's why all her programmes have a snippet at the end where she is eating cheesecake at midnight from the fridge).

I don't believe it for a second.

Susannah is obviously a convert to Not Your Daughters Jeans.

Why are those tools pictured leaning into Saatchi like he is the most interesting man alive?

Or possibly consumed too much Bolivian Marching Powder

Please can I have a PM? I asked first!

Sent you one eggys.

So on the one hand she was encouraging drug use on the kids. On the other he got his daughter to express how mean nigella was for dropping her. Surely if he disapproved of the first he wouldn't have his daughter around her. His pr is so woeful it's comical.

Encouraging drug use IN the kids. Not on the kids.

Because you're a bullying abusive arsehole and you don't need a reason to assault you wife. CS is quite capable of total flights of fancy to justify his behaviour, which is what Hillman is peddling.