charles saatchi aside ( fgs) - susannah constantine - 2003 called - it wants its jeans back

[LordPalmerston]

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2479751/Trinny-Woodall-invites-Susanna-Constantine-Scotts-dinner-new-beau-Charles-Saatchi.html

[Onesleeptillwembley]

I actually think the inadequate twat is making a point by going there and finding someone new to go with and get in the papers. The dim woman is probably flattered by the attention, not realising she's being used.

[VivaLeBeaver]

I think he only has one suit and it's very badly fitted.

Not bothered about her jeans, I still wear bootcuts sometimes. I hear they're coming back in now!

[NigellasGhost]

oh no, I don't like Suze's jeans

[RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie]

Ooh Dexter - great trousers.

[Raddy]

Lord, those jeans are an abomination.

[Jux]

I'm not bothered whether the jeans are skinny, bellbottom or bootcut. What bothers me is how awful they look around the hips and thighs. The rest of the outfil is dire too. Is this the one who is not shagging the Creep? Maybe her vile and unflattering outfit is a reflection of how she feels about having to spend time with such a shit. "I'll go for your sake, friend, and I'll go for the food, but don't expect me to waste time trying to look nice for it."

[MissBeehiving]

Those trousers that dexter linked to are ONLY £63. And 95% polyester. It's a wonder they haven't sold out or given anyone thrush

[LordPalmerston]

People have been saying they're coming in every year this century

[FaddyPeony]

Trinny looks fab.

[brandyandsummergloves]

I'm a bit of a fan of bootcut jeans I have to say. Feel slimmer in them than in skinnies. Not keen on the metallic jacket though.

[MrsCakesPremonition]

Honestly, if you were Trinny BFF wouldn't you be advising her to steer clear?

[2013go]

It's Suze's shirt that is really offensive.

Oh no, hang on, it's the fact they're willing members of the abuser's narcissistic harem that's offensive.

AND the right wing politics.

Ugh, ugh and ugh.

Trinny's outfit is ace though

[DameDoom]

Susannah has great, great, great legs - the rest is very Fergie - not the Blackeyed Pea ...t'other one.

[PrimalLass]

Maybe they believe "THE REASON". It is fairly easily findable with 30s of Googling.

[wasabipeanut]

Christ those jeans are awful. In fact the whole ensemble makes her look like she belongs in my local Mum club on 2 for 1 cocktails night surrounded by a load of portly ladies in Per Una.

I am however significantly more appalled by the hobnobbing with Saatchi in the first place. How can any woman socialise with an abusive bastard like that and so publicly too?

[mignonnette]

Laughing at the description 'Fashion Advisor'. Trinny's brains and common sense has clearly been displaced by all the fillers and botox.

She does however have a rather dysfunctional history of relationships with damaged or addicted men.

Susannah is just one of those 'well meaning jolly women who are a bit 'Tim Nice but Dim'. She went out with Linley FFS who is thicker than the wood he is usually found carving.

[LordPalmerston]

Primal link

[JoanRanger]

Are we really bitching out women for wearing non-skinny jeans now?

I knew I couldn't buy any jeans that WEREN'T skinny but I didn't know we'd crossed over into publicly shaming miscreants now.

[MrsCampbellBlack]

I've always had a bit of a soft spot for trinny and susannah - they were lovely when they came on here for a webchat (and you know answered my questions)

And I would really like to know the name of Trinny's botox/filler doctor.

But as for the photographs with Saatchi - oh dear.

[merrymouse]

I think they can't go anywhere else because they wouldn't be allowed to smoke. They are doing the equivalent of hanging out by the fire escape but posher.

[LordPalmerston]

Her face isn't that amazing. What is she? Mid 40s?

[MrsCampbellBlack]

She used to have very bad skin so its a lot better than it was.

[LordPalmerston]

Oh I see

[GrandstandingBlueTit]

Agree with Jux, it's not the bottom of the jeans that's the problem, it's the top of them.

[LordPalmerston]

The groin.

It's trying to escape