WWW's NEW 10 years younger - '6 weeks till your DH/P worries you might be leaving him' plan

[monkeytrousers]

Bacause I just had a twix straw! Aggh!!

We have to make this the continuation then.I'm on a roll!

i will bloody leave him before then if he carries on like he has tonight - tosser

Go on,what's he done?
(Mine left a hysterical message on the answer machine from Turkey today saying 'Don't spend any more money!!!')

oh just been a total tosser

y'know

actually he is usually ok I think he is stressed about work/poss new job etc but I wish he would piss off somewhere for a week and sort his head out.

I know that mine will start interfering the minute he returns tomorrow (5 week stint away)
Will rearrange the fridge,food cupboards,paeprwork..everything.

I like it that he's organised but sometimes it's a bit much.
He's been away so long (5 years) that I seriously doubt we could be together f/t again.

I thought he was back tonight Mooney? I thought you'd trimmed your lady and everything

Oh you MT!
You know I never talk intimate issues online.
Did I say tonight??
Getting addled in old age.

I suppose we shoud say this is a new week 1 as well. WWW can take back over next week. Do you think she will mind me doing this? I really dont' want to upset anyone

SuzyWong said! But I may have just read her wrong..

No,she wanted someone to take over actually.

I really want DP to think I'm leaving him, or get scared that I just could anyway! evil (i'm a bit tipsy sroory.)

Nowt wrong with letting them know they have competition in my opinion.
A bloke in the gym asked me out for a drink t'other day.
I nearly fell off the Stairmaster.

Did I say it was my birthday today? Stiull 40 mins left!

Oh Happy Birthday MT!!
Hence the drink taken I gather.
Did you have a nice day??

Hmmm, DP sulking though did buy me fair trade roses..showed a modicum of thought even though we're sniping at the mo. But yes, 3 whishy and cokes and I must now get to bed before I capsize off my ergonomic chair. Thanks for asking BTW..wonky

Oh and congrats on your offer!

Oh honey, how are you?

I have been drinking. Not masses, but drinking. In my defence, yesterday we went to see my parents for lunch and a certain amount of self-medication is somewhat mandatory for me under those circumstances. And I had a lie in this morning instead of going swimming, AND two glasses of wine at lunchtime (DP's brother was here) AND pudding, yesterday AND today, AND chocolate, AND I am going out to dinner chez a friend armed with a bottle of pink fizz...

..oh, soddit. I am at least smothered in so much Liz Earle factor 15 that I look quite ill. And my jeans are pretty loose.

Need some more jeans...

I too will confess to partaking of the vino - BUT and its a big BUT we didn't finish the second bottle (we didn't even come close which is amazing in this house...) so I kind of feel we have both improved! Ate well too ..
MI enjoy you night out...

I've also been on the plonk, but it was my wedding anniversary yesterday and we went away for the first time without dd. Was great Had two bottles of champagne (btw us), a beer and a champagne cocktail. Off tonight for reunion with friends from school I haven't seen for over fifteen years until I bumped into one of them the other week. Bit nervous. Friend who is hosting is tall and blonde and very thin and works for a very famous design house. I am four stone heavier than since they last saw me, don't work anymore - used to have a good job, now i deal in nappies and dribble - and feel very unglamourous.

TT don't put yourself down! You don't know how many of those those thin glamorous women really want to deal in dribble and nappies

I'm fine MI, you have a good time tonight. No really, things are leveling out here, crisis over. I even got a foot rub!

As for food, brekkie was 2 brown multigrain toast with low fat Flora, lunch was a kind of rattattoui concoction on toast (BM again) and I've just had a bowl of very thick homemade minestrone with quinoa in it instead of pasta - very filling it was too!

Going to try and stick to two units of alcohol a day (whisky and diet caffeine free coke)

oh, and I did a 100 sit ups and walked to the shop (does that count?)

How do you get this Liz Earle stuff to stop looking spooky?

Drank wine yesterday. Feel lousy today. And I didn't even drink that much, certainly by my standards of not very long ago. Am embracing prospect of renunciation. Am joyless Puritan. Oh bugger.

Mi - likewise...had a few last night and would like to go back to bed and die (in peace preferably) - am actually contemplating complete abstance......can I join the Puritan clan??

and can't spell...abstanence....??