Cod, I have just passed on your theory to DH, who is next to me on the sofa. He is very confused now.
Seriously, when we met, I had a shaved head and no makeup.
He's now saying, all the men married to women who wear makeup, are off having affairs with women who don't wear makeup. As they need to find something to do for the 20 minutes while the women do their faces. (He did used to date someone who wore makeup, I now remember.)