Poeple who dont wear make up

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what about men in make up then?
just watching documentary on BBC2 full of boys in mascara
Marc Bolan mmmmm

And I'm hairy.

I should've been a bloke really.

PMSL HC!

I probably would look better with makeup on. But then I would look Sooooooooo tired when I didn't wear it.

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Talking of blokes with make-up on. I once put some mascara on dp's eyelashes while he was sleeping. Then I forgot about it and he went out and met up with his boss. I didn't remember until he got home and I saw it. I couldn't bear to tell him. But as he's quite fair it would've been very obvious and I've always wondered what his boss thought ...

I am wincing at the very thought. And it's not, ahem, necessary

Ooh hc. Maybe I will try and get the tv working after all, I have come over a bit heavy breathing at the mention of Mr. Bolan...

I think I would have to have at least a local anaesthetic before I would let anyone with wax near my nether regions but Immac or careful shaving with a good, sharp razor dos the trick.

PMSL at boundary dispute buffy, is yours made of leylandii?

Putting on my tedious old feminist hat, why do we have this obsession with obliterating all female body hair? It's removal of all evidence that you are an adult, isn't it? Which is quite creepy, really.

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edam, your hat is not tedious. I totally agree. Personally I love female body hair and am always glad to see it in abundance.

Apparently you can have your arse bleached too (yes, there). Dear lord, the lengths some people go to (am sure there's a double entendre there, but cannot hunt for it for fear of ruining my reputation)

I once went to get my legs waxed and the beautician did one side of my knicker line as well without asking. (Or maybe she just really disapproved of my let 'em all hang out approach). So I had to let her do the other side too. Felt really weird...

Yep, I'm with your hat, edam.

immac on the vulva - hmmm, chemical weaponry on the most sensitive area of the body - I would say NOT.
shaving leads to shaving rash and pimples and embarrassing public scratching.
wax is for candles.
in extremis I have been known to wield a small pair of hedge trimmers, I mean, nail scissors.

your ARSE BLEACHED?? o come now Hunker that CAN'T be truem, can it?
nice hat, edam.

And who's looking????

No, it's true - quite popular with a certain, er, less than fussed about wearing clothing kind of model, shall we say? Apparently, as I say

God, I read all the wrong papers, don't I?!

Yes, hunker is right, anal bleaching - saw a programme about this.

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That is actually more reassuring than if it were real people, IYSWIM.

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I trim, because if I don't, when I go for a smear test, the nurse has to fold the hair to one side.