Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us?

[SadSam]

Howdy!!!! Squirrel 3 and I have decided that as we are a bit nutty, we'd like to set up the Nutty Stepmum's Club or NSC. If anyone would like to join us, please add to this post and prove that we are not the only nutters out there!

We would like to add a little bit more nuttyness to our already insane lives!!!!

Hope Lea gets better soon

Yes hope we win next time too - it makes a change for my team to lose and DPs to win but I won't tell him that Wonder who Loopy goes to watch [nosey emoticon]

BM was OK about DPs birthday thankfully. Not that she had reason not to be but you never can tell with BMs!!

lol Squirrel

Blimey - and I thought I had problems already!!

What's the matter? I don't know what you mean! I am a fine figure of a man

Told you that you'd pulled!

What about you squirrel, I think that the bushy tail is very sexy. I could be your pet

Oh my.....

Eeeeeekk! (Sorry if TMI)

George is on the prowl

BTW, I thought you had drowned in Pete's collogen!!!

Naam?

Squirrel - I am PML. You are wasted - you should have your own cartoon strip!

Does nobody love me?

slopes off to pester Rula again]

"hello yummy mummy!"

I don't know what you mean Loopy!!!!

Does that mean that I am busted?

More importantly, does that make me a yummy mummy?

I'm PMSL too Squirrel

I needed a laugh today - you never fail, bless you

Glad you are laughing NAAM

Now Rula, those big pants looked so much better on you than they did Squirrel.

My @rse do they!!!

Actually maybe they do squirrels tail gets in the way when she wears them, so there!

Now george where were we?

Jodie looks up in shock

Is anybody having sex yet? I'm up for it!!!

Belt up Jodie!

I think I did them up too tight!

AAAaaarghhh! George has come into the room!

Even I couldn't do it with that!

What about me George? .....

Anyone?????

No!!!!!!