Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us?

[SadSam]

Howdy!!!! Squirrel 3 and I have decided that as we are a bit nutty, we'd like to set up the Nutty Stepmum's Club or NSC. If anyone would like to join us, please add to this post and prove that we are not the only nutters out there!

We would like to add a little bit more nuttyness to our already insane lives!!!!

"Maybe if I disguise myself she won't recognise me!

PMSL This is better tahn an episode jof the A Team.

"Ah ha! My arch nemesis! I've got you cornered!"

Come on then! I challenge you to a duel!

With one skilful sweep of her bushy tail she whacks Rula in the face

"Take that you fiend!" Rula falls to the floor defeated!

Davina's voice booms over the speakers "Rula you have been evicted, please leave the big brother house!"

Told you I was double hard

Sorry Rula

Hello Tarantula, how are you today?

Hurrah for Squirrel for getting the pants back oh and for winning the money too. Brilliant work.

Im back now to normal form I hope. Was soooo busy last week twas untrue. Am hoping to go home at 11 today but I'll ahve to see. Had a great weekend. Dd b'day was on Sunday and she had a lovely time. Dss is such a sweetie as he made her a cake. mmmmm was really nice too. Better than mine (but thats a saga in itself).

Congrats to your dd on passing her drivig test Squirrel Hope you are studying hard for yours. first question on the test:

What do you do if you see a spider cycling at top speed down the road at 8 in the morning?

Keep clear cos shes obviously late for work and in a very bad mood

PMSL

I hope that it stays quiet at work for you, actually you might be able to help me with this , any ideas?

Ok, I am defeated well done squirrel.

I'm here with my boxing gloves on!!

PMSL at this even tho I don't watch BB

How is everyone?

Hello NAAM, I've got a sore head! Blooming Squirrel!!

You should have just given her some nuts to eat, that would have got rid of her

Oi!

You are suposed to defend the big golden pants with all of your might NAAM, you must know of the powers they possess!!

LOL Squirrel

How was your weekend?

PS I've updated the thread about DB and SIL

My weekend was good thank you NAAM.

(well it was until a certain celebrity decided to nick the pants, lol)

How was yours?

It was OK, had a bit of a problem with dsd this morning but it was OK apart from that. Oh and my football team lost and DPs won! Not good!!!

Oh my - I've logged onto MumsNet and entered a parallel universe!!! Glad to see you defending the cause Squirrel - if I were Rula I'd have given up ages ago. Mind you, she has had to deal with George in preparation....

Have a good week everyone.

Sorry, had to nip to the chemist, then dd's (Lea is a bit poorly).

Loopy, at least it wasn't this kind of parallel universe!

NAAM, hope you sorted the problem out with dsd, sorry that your team lost, maybe next time.

Oh, heeeello looptheloop, tell me are you a fine filly of a girl then? Rula is being to bore me!

Loopy, you've pulled!