Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us?

[SadSam]

Howdy!!!! Squirrel 3 and I have decided that as we are a bit nutty, we'd like to set up the Nutty Stepmum's Club or NSC. If anyone would like to join us, please add to this post and prove that we are not the only nutters out there!

We would like to add a little bit more nuttyness to our already insane lives!!!!

lol

lol, Ive got tears running down my cheeks!!!!

Also need a transporter ala Startrek to save all those journeys collecting and returning kids (its such a waste of precious time) and a telepath machine to save on stupid misunderstanding over things said and not meant in the way they were taken . So whos going to be our inventor them? Code name P

Got to go people. Can not wait till tomorrow to see what inspired people we are....

This has been great. Who is our leader? SADSAM?

Now tearing myself away.....leaving the building...

Sadsam is our Chief Nutter, I am her equally nutty unable assistant!

Hey with a name like mine, I've got to be a member. Love the idea - if you're not nutty pre-skids you will be afterwards!!

Welcome looptheloop

Are you named after the Icelolly LTL or cos you like flying?

A little joke I found on another thread you might find amusing (don't read it if your easily offended)!!!

A lady picked up several items at a discount store.When she finally got up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. The checkout girl got on the public address system, which boomed out across the store for everyone to hear, "Price check for Tampax supersize". But it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks', and replied in a business like tone, his voice booming over the same public address system: "Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind of one you belt in with a hammer?"

Was the joke that bad?

I'm going now, can't wait to look in at this post tomorrow...

Lol @ Squirrel - Very good joke! Any more for any more???

Morning fellow nutters! How are we all today??Sorry I didn't give much input to this thread yesterday, but my Director was sniffing around my desk all day so it was a bit difficult.

Has anyone come up with any more ideas for this thread, anymore jokes? Reflection I love the idea of NSM ridding the world of all nasty BMs and the super hero pants........... well I got me Bridget Jones out last night and tried em over me Levis and yup.... it works for me!!!!

Tarantula you're right about the transporter, 800 mile round trip every time we have skids is a bit of a nightmare, so that is your project!!!!! Ahhhh a telepath machine, one that can predict what nasty BMs are going to say before they open their mouth, now wouldn't that be nice. Wot would be really cool though is one of those flashy light things that they use in the film Men In Black to erase everyones memory - Now wouldn't that be cool to use on BMs?????

Ok, so all feedback will be gratefully received, any new members are welcome, the more the merrier.

Right Bridget Jones knickers on....... and off we go........ Oh and word for the day is:-

Eenymeenymacaracadaredomdomanacachickalackaompompoo!

Eenymeenymacaracadaredomdomanacachickalackaompompoo...reflection signing in. How's our cheif today?

Joke...that's cool.

Todays personal mission, to find good jokes. (and maybe to do more work than yesterday)

Kids weekend coming up. Big pants at the ready. Thought if I answer the door in them....would that give away my secret identity. Reckon I might just get away with it. Now that would be nutty.

First grin of the day.

Hi everyone, got a joke for you!

A man goes to the doctors and asks him for some viagra, he wanted 3 tablets to use at the weekend, as he was seeing his girlfriend on friday, his mistress on saturday and his wife was coming home on sunday. The doctor said it wasn't a good idea to use them so close together so it was agreed that he would only prescribe them if the man promised to come back to see him on monday so he could check him over.

Monday arrived and sure enough the man went along to see his gp, as he walked into the office the doctor saw that his arm was in a sling, "my goodness" he said " what happened to you "

"Well" said the man...."no-one turned up!!!!"

Hope that made you all chuckle!!!

xxx

Lol @ Nellie - excellent joke!!!!! Morning to everyone - Howdy Reflection! Thanks for using todays word!!! Have you answered the door in your big pants yet??? He He - I put mine on me head and did the pants dance (ala Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow) - Erm I think my boss is going to call the men in white coats in a minute

Erm jokes - I only know really dirty ones

Ok heres some clean ones but they are probably really old and really crap:-

What do you call Bambi with no eyes?

No Idea!!! (no eyed deer)

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh!

Oh my god Im gonna stop, Im even embarrassing myself!!!! Lol

Can I join in? This is a fab idea. We need a bit of light relief in all the beating ourselves up and guilt trips!!

My joke:
What is brown and sticky?

A stick

Welcome Beansprout, of course you can join us - Great joke! Yep this is going to be the cheery and nutty thread, a little light relief for us all!!!! Keep em coming girls

They are sooooo bad......but have made me laugh.

Will be back shortly with my own crap joke.

You know this club has a strange effect.....I really have the urge to run away. Being silly makes me remember how cool it was when you got the giggles at school and your teacher got madder and then you where really in trouble because it made you worse. I think my life has got far too serious.

This is great.

Are you ready for this?

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30.

Tooth hurty......

Oh my god. My sides are splitting..

My guts are everywhere..

reflection lol very good!!! and I agree with you about life getting too serious, mine has definately turned that way...the more laughter the better eh??!!!!

My sd is due this weekend and I am absolutely dreading it after all the trouble last time, so I could do with a good laugh to keep me going!!!!!

Nelli, Stuff it. You are untouchable...if you feel weakness put on the BIG Pants. (always to be worn over clothing as to enhance bigness)