Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us?

[SadSam]

Howdy!!!! Squirrel 3 and I have decided that as we are a bit nutty, we'd like to set up the Nutty Stepmum's Club or NSC. If anyone would like to join us, please add to this post and prove that we are not the only nutters out there!

We would like to add a little bit more nuttyness to our already insane lives!!!!

Hello FANC, how are you?

I saw this and thought I might try it on dp, what do you think?

Oh, and maybe a pole and some new toys!

Lol @ Squirrel, I would stick with the toys and pole personally! lol

And sexy new underwear, and erm if you want to really thrill him then try some dominatrix type stuff, tie him to the bed etc. manhandle him. It erm um worked for my DP...... lol

Maybe I'll go to bed wearing this t-shirt!

With stockings of course!!!!

PMSL, brilliant Squirrel, might even get that myself! lol

Love that t-shirt

I could even have this printed on the back!

Yes that'd be good, then when people only see the back they'll wonder what on earth it's about

Got to go and pick up the step-kids, I know I'm out of order but it feels like they are always here, I need a break from them after the last weekend!

I bet you do chuck

Hope all goes well for you this time

Hello everyone, need a little nuttyness today!

Lol Squirrel

How was last night with the skids?

Hello NAAM, well, you know I was feeling delicate yesterday, I don't think it was a hangover after all!

We picked them up, got back and then I started to feel really ill and started to throw up, I don't feel sick today but my head still really hurts. I have taken my migraine tablets, but it doesn't feel like the usual migraine. I haven't felt right since that chest infection.

Must be completely mad sitting at the computer!!!!

BTW, didn't see much of the step-kids cos I put myself to bed, did feel resentment at having to hide my purse and having to tell ds to put his wallet in his room though.

Oh dear, sorry you're not well {{hug}}

It's awful that you have to hide your purse, so for you but I would do the same - you can't have money keep going missing

Hate to say this but when I had my chest infection it was a good few months before I felt 100% again, didn't feel too bad tho most of the time, think you have it worse than I did

OOoooops! DP just came home, he is not happy, dsd was very late getting to school (2 hours!) because there had a been a serious accident on the motorway! BM is going to be sooooo pleased, to be honest dp did see the travel news and left 1/2 hour early to get her there but didn't realise how bad it was!

It also means he has lost four hours pay today! He nearly said 'sod it' and took the day off but we can't afford it this close to Christmas and...

His phone has been stolen or lost (we think that its been stolen because if you phone it it goes straight to the answer phone, so whoever has got it has taken out the sim card!!!). He has only had it for a month, had to cancel the sim card (just incase they run up a huge bill) and the phone, he has still got to pay the contract though! Which means he has got to buy a new phone for £149!!!

What a good start to the day!

Hello people Sorry to hear you are feeling poorly again Squirrel. Lots of nuttiness will make you feel better Im sure. Lots of protein in them .

I feel like death warmed up today, not ill just tired Roll on the weekend please. Have dss again thsi weekend again cos he stayed at home for bonfire night. we are planning to make some salt dough Xmas decs . dd loves dough (calls it squish), can keep her happy for hours.

You and your kids are so lucky Tarantula, can't see my step-kids getting enjoyment out of making dough decorations, I wish they did, I used to love doing all of that with my kids. When I was a sunday school teacher it was great fun getting the kids I taught to make decorations for the Church.

No I didn't realise that Would imagine you were very good at it tho

Hello MsT Can't imagine my dsd wanting to make decorations either, I used to love doing things like that but kids now just seem to want to watch telly or go on the computer. OMG I sound like my mother again!!

lol I think dss likes coming round to ours so he can be a little kid again as there is no-one round to stop him and no peer pressure and as I said the excuse is he's helping his little sister. I think its really sad when kids grow up so quick and dont enjoy things like that anymore. It seems such a pity. I always loved things like that even as a teenager and now.

thats not to say that he doesnt spend half his time round ours on the computer. I ahve constant running battles with him re running the cleaning software nad not downloading crap onto it and then moaning that its all 'laggy'. gggrrrrrrrr

I was very good at it NAAM!

The kids loved me teaching them about the Bible, the Pastor was very pleased with my ?unconventional? way of teaching, I took in a live locust and a frog to show them when I was teaching them about Moses and the plagues in Egypt, we then made locusts and frog models out of toilet rolls and card, great fun!!!

But I was very religious and devout in my faith, I attended meetings nearly every night of the week, never swore, never lied, was always faithful to God and I tried to have a pure heart.

I had a very shiny hallo, and it gleamed with righteousness?...

Until one day it slipped and nearly bloody strangled me!!!!!!

Never have put you down as a sunday school teacher Squirrel Mind you never been to sunday School so no idea what they are supposed to look like

Cute and fury with long tails swishing behind them!

I mean furry!

LOL at your description Squirrel

I never went to Sunday school either, always liked a lie-in on Sunday morning - still do actually!!