Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us?

[SadSam]

Howdy!!!! Squirrel 3 and I have decided that as we are a bit nutty, we'd like to set up the Nutty Stepmum's Club or NSC. If anyone would like to join us, please add to this post and prove that we are not the only nutters out there!

We would like to add a little bit more nuttyness to our already insane lives!!!!

Hmmm Squirrel house in the country sounds lurvely!

Sorry my typing is so slow ATM, the burns are still sore so I'm typing one-handed!

FANC, I see your problem with dp, is there nothing he hasn't done?

Definately NAAM Im already working on that! lol Im gonna make sure everyone knows when its his birthday via the newspaper etc. lol

Sorry to hear your fingers are still bad Squirrel! No theres not really much he hasnt done, hes driven tanks, is an expert skiier, can waterski like an expert, need I go on............? lol

all in all hes a bloody perfectionist show off! lol

Just realised my dp's sooooo boring, he doesn't even seem interested in sex lately!

Does your dp have any available friends? (With no kids)

thats awful when partners go off sex. I went through that with DP last year, but luckily it turned out that he was actually very very ill and we didnt know it! Since he is being treated its gone back to how good it was in the beginning though!

DP does have one available mate who has just come out of a long term relationship. No kids, just a dog and hes absolutely minted! lol

Have you tried buying some toys Squirrel? We have a big box of toys that come out frequently, really spices things up!

Mine has a friend Squirrel No kids, never married, good job - but he's a serious p*head, which probably explains why he's still on his own, LOL

My DP seems boring compared to FANCs too!! He doesn't even have a hobby! I really do have a nightmare buying him something for Christmas and birthday

What about this for your dp?

Have to agree with FANC re the toys Squirrel, specially the pulsatron from Ann Summers...not cheap at £38 but worth every penny

FANC does he like Squirrels?

You two are making me !

Thanks for that Squirrel erm, how can I say this, erm, he actually doesnt like things like that! lol - I know hes jumped out of planes/helicopters etc. but he doesnt like anything that makes him go upside down, he gets sick, cant even go on a ride at a fairground as he gets dizzy! Lol - wot a wuss eh? and you were all thinking he was a tough guy! He is normally, just suffers from bad motion sickness!

BTW we've got 'toys', but it seems like when I want to he doesn't and when he does I can't!

Bloody good job I've got 'toys'!

I give up! I think the best idea's that we have come up with is the number plate and some sexy undies for you.

Lol @ Squirrel, he doesnt like little furry things, hes far too macho for that, doesnt like cats or little dogs either. If we have a dog it would be a big one like a bull mastif lol

NAAM, I agree, although the rampant rabbit is the best you can buy! Most enjoyable for both parties involved!

I like that site Squirrel - there are some very different things on there

Think the workmen will be back very soon to cover up the hole then they'll finish for the day

Ok best thing to do Squirrel, get rid of the kids for an evening and when he gets home from work have the house lit up in candle light and be wearing some really sexy underwear, the lot, basque, corset, stilettos, anything you can get your hands on, and be stood at the door when he comes in! I can guarantee he will be in the mood for it when he sees you like that!!!

What about something from here , might try it myself!!!!

FANC yes we've got one of those too - doesn't vibrate any more tho, think we've worn it out!!

I give up on your DP too, number plate definitely looks good. If you go onto dvlaregistrations.co.uk you can put in what you'd like and if it doesn't find an exact match it will give you the nearest one it can find. It's a bit of a tits ache to get the vehicle swapped over tho - have to send off to the DVLA office for a new registration document and tax disc but it's not too bad. I'm going to wrap the number plates up when I've had them made up and let him open them on Christmas morning

Squirrel, I love the idea of the pole dancing pole, that looks brilliant - you should look at that NAAM!

I give up on DP too, think ill just buy him lots of little things and take him away somewhere sexy for a couple of nights!

Oh no FANC, our posts keep on crossing 'cos I'm typing so slowly, I meant does your dp's friend like squirrels, and the last post with the link to a risque Christmas was so that you could pick out something for you and dp!

I'm getting all flustered now!

Looks great FANC but unfortunately I'm far too fat for anything like that Blimey I dread to think what would happen if I fell - there'd be an earthquake!! I keep saying I'm going to lose weight but that's all I do - say it!! During the last 2.5 years I've gone from 15stone 3, down to 9stone 7 and back up to 14stone 7!! DP doesn't mind tho thankfully - I've put 4 stone on since I met him

Lol Soz Squirrel, must be frustrating for you!

Yeah the pole dancing pole would be great for both of us iykwim! I think DPs friend does like Squirrels, do you want me to ask him? lol