Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us?

[SadSam]

Howdy!!!! Squirrel 3 and I have decided that as we are a bit nutty, we'd like to set up the Nutty Stepmum's Club or NSC. If anyone would like to join us, please add to this post and prove that we are not the only nutters out there!

We would like to add a little bit more nuttyness to our already insane lives!!!!

Squirrel - I'm still not mentioning what time they'll finish

Oh go on, make them go away! pleeeeease!

Help! I'm trapped in my house!!!!!!!!

HELP!

OK - I think they'll finish earlier today cos it's Friday, so I reckon they'll be gone within the hour easily. Hope they take the barracade down before they go!!

Can't wait for tomorrow morning DP has a habit of lurking somewhere (like behind a door) then jumping out on me! He's done it now about 4 times in the last few months and every time I've said I'll get him back one day when he's not expecting it. He's on nights tonight so I've set my alarm for 5:30 and I'm going to hide behind the shower curtain! He will absolutely sh*t himself and I can't wait Oooohh I'm cruel...

What's everyone else doing at the weekend?

MsT grabs bag of kit and other 'manly' stuff(liek they do in films) and jumps in helicapter to go rescue squirrel. Hang on in there squirrel I'm just spinning a rope we can let down for you to slimb up.

Thank you Tarantula, please hurry

MsT have you been drinking

NAAM, tarantula has been at the pernod

Where's mine tarantula

lol NAAM yeah I had a couple of them tarantulas earlier. Must be the influance of all the army people that are round here atm

I could just drink one of those, that's got me started now, might have to have a cider when I get home. Have to drink on my own tonight tho with DP being on nights. Better not have too much, need to put my new curtains up in the hallway and on the landing

NAAM, looks like you were right, they are packing up to go, there is still a lot of water out there and I'm still caged

So they have caged me in and put a moat around my house! they really don't want me escaping, do they?

lol You and dp are going to be stuck in together all weekend with no way of getting out. WHAT are you going to do

DP has got to get in first! lol

Good job I have a good supply of vino

Hmmmm, wonder what the two Squirrels can do for a whole weekend????

Just had a text off my sister

What have men and shrimps got in common? It's all useful except the head

Im running round frantically here trying to find the helicopter but cant remember where I left it. Might just have to come by balloon like when I was a wee spidren. Ah the memories. Heres one from the family album

here is mine! But its parked on the field across the road.

(BTW, the helicopter is actually a 'Squirrel helicopter', a mine of usless pictures me! lol)

Sending them to you now NAAM, but don't say I didn't warn you when they barricade you in and you have to stay at work all weekend!

they're not much to look at are they? can we ahve some really cute ones please. Not that weve got a leak here or anything

Just for you tarantula, here

PMSL who are those fella trying to be? The next Hercules or something? thanks Squirrel

I've really got to see if I can move that barrier a bit so that I can get out, we've got to go and pick up the step-kids soon, we have a car port in the back garden so dp's parking this evening isn't a problem, its just getting in and out of the house!

Tarantula, now if one of them was holding one of these you would be drooling!!!