Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us?

[SadSam]

Howdy!!!! Squirrel 3 and I have decided that as we are a bit nutty, we'd like to set up the Nutty Stepmum's Club or NSC. If anyone would like to join us, please add to this post and prove that we are not the only nutters out there!

We would like to add a little bit more nuttyness to our already insane lives!!!!

Don't you hate waiting for hospital/Drs appointments?

I recently had some blood test which showed a problem and I've got to wait 4 months to see anybody about it! Glad you've got your appointment at last, lets hope they can sort out your 'drinking arm' soon.

Another glass?

Dont mind if I do darling.

At thsi rate I shall be wobbling home and be drunkenly abusive to all the kids on the tube. Hate half term!!! too many kids on the tube at rush hour. Too many people on the tubes fullstop at rush hour I HATE COMMUTING

Sip, this is very civilised isn't it, sipping champange in the afternoon, sip.

Are you holding out your little finger? sip.

absolutely dahrling Would you care for a cucumber sandwich? Ill get the butler to pass them shall I?

ooops posts crossed.

I can see your not being civilised.... planning on getting drunk and abusive..... well, I never...

posts crossed again

Lets get back to being civilised, yes a cucumber sandwich would be lovely darling, no, don't get up, the bultler can do it, "Jeeves?"

Oh darhling, I do believe the butler has a pressie for me here

Thank you Jeeves!

Sorry Im back to being civilised now. Honest (says she with best innocent face on and fluttering eyelids) Jolly nice sanwiches these. And is that Victoria sponge I see. Jolly good

Victoria sponge? Splendid

Arrgghhh internets gone on a go slow. Thsi cant happen on a Friday afternoon

Must be the alcohol!!!!

could be that glass I spilt over the server earlier

This is funny.

rofl that is a good one Think Im gonna have to send that one

Thank you for the little afternoon Birthday party Tarantula, I enjoyed myself very much, just have a look at This before I go.

Got to pick up the Step children talk about comming back to earth with a bump

lol Nice one Squirrel. Hope you have an ok day tomorrow and that the fotball isnt toooo painful. Remember to treat yourself to a nice bottle of wine (or better still make himself treat you to it ). Im off home in a min to an evening of playig cars with dd and drinking a few beers all going well.

Just me poping in to say hello!!!

My Darling Step Children kept me awake until 1am, DP woke me up at 2am, then kept me awake snoring ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!! Given up trying to sleep now...I need some sleep, I'm exhausted!

What a way to start your birthday!!!!!!

Need a very strong cup of coffee.........

And another.........

and another.........

and another.........

Arggggggggggggh!!!!!!!

Maybe an angry squirrel and coffee don't mix !!!

Guess what?