Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us?

[SadSam]

Howdy!!!! Squirrel 3 and I have decided that as we are a bit nutty, we'd like to set up the Nutty Stepmum's Club or NSC. If anyone would like to join us, please add to this post and prove that we are not the only nutters out there!

We would like to add a little bit more nuttyness to our already insane lives!!!!

I haven't done any work today (lazy squirel that I am) I should be revising for more exams but I just can't be bothered.

Blimey! were did the Humzingers Fruit Stix ad come from?

Why am I surrounded by alcohol today???????? Going to to home tonight and have a stella and it wont be my fault It subliminal brainwashing from MN. Well thats my excuse and Im sticking to it!!

Alcohol is good, its probably why I haven't done anything all day!

Not that I'm drunk or anything, had half a bottle of wine last night though.

I supose I'd better get on and do some work or I'm going to fail the next exam.

Well I was a good girl anddidnt drink last night but it is almost te weekend so I think Im entitled to 1 or 2 or 7 even

Tarantula,thank you for the invitation.I would love to join the club.In fact,I am honoured.

I have to admit, since becoming a stepmum, I don't remember what sanity means. One dsd 14yr

Welcome monkeysmom, we are honoured to have you join out nutty club.

Have you had time to look at all of this thread yet?

lol Squirrel give the poor girl a chance thsi thread s givign War and Peace a run for its money I think

Yep, fair point, I just think its worth a read, well it still makes me giggle but then again I am a very nutty squirrel.

or should I say a very nutty big pant wearing squirrel?

Oh its def a good idea to read te thread cos otherwise the various references to big knickers would have anyone completely mystified. BIG KNICKERS RULE OK!!!!

I haven?t read the thread yet. Time to go home now as 5.00 o?clock is approaching. As I do not have easy access to the computer at home ( it is in dsd room and do not dare to go in there because of fear of losing my way between mountains of mascara and foundation ), I shall read it tomorrow at work over a cup of steaming coffee when all my home troubles will seem so far away . Bliss!

Sadsam you were in my wonderful dream, there was loads of vino, strawberries and good company.

No step children, no DP's, just us... Bliss

Oh, I need to get away!!!!

Do you like camping then?

Greetings people Its 2pm on a Friday and time I think to break open the virtual champagne and toast squirrels birthday tomorrow. Long may you continue to be 21 (like me)

All together now

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
SQUASHED TOMATOES AND STEW
BREAD AND BUTTER IN THE GUTTER
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Thank you Tarantula, mmmmmmmmmmm champange! I'll have a glass or four,

and yes you're right I'm 21 (again) how did you guess?

Who else would like to join us ?

female intuition Squirrel. Im pretty good at guessing ages me

Yep, thats me a (soon to be a grandma for the second time) 21 yr old !!!

well it looks liek its just you n me on the booze squirrel. Oh well all the more for us eh Another glass? [hic] Oops its the bubbles honest.

This is for me tommorrow!

Make sure you have the sound up!

Wouldn't it be a lovely Birthday pressie if DD gives birth tomorrow?

p.s yes please to another glass. hic..

Gotta celebrate too as Ive finally got a physio session after waiting 3 months, for my shoulder which is playing up I use a mouse too much I think. Yippeee

Or it could be the up and down movement withthe champagne glass