Ha, ha, ha! Oh my life! What a total waste of time!
I completely f*cked that up! First there was a computer test, I don't know why but my nerves got the better of me and I didn't finish it, then it was a panel of four people all firing questions at me. It soon became clear that they wanted someone much better than I to do the job, more experience, more qualifications, more this, more that. They were asking questions I didn't have a clue how to answer, I felt like \link{http://www.jtrue.com/cartoons/art/fish_out_of_water_rgb.jpg\this}.
Then, whilst waiting at the bus stop to go home, there was a sudden gust of wind which moved all of the rain that had settled on top of the bus shelter and deposited it on top of my head.
So, now I had made a complete idiot of myself and I was standing there in my best designer suit dripping wet!!!
When it came to my bus stop I pressed the buzzer to get the driver to stop and got up to go to the door and the driver sailed straight past my stop, when eventually the driver heard my cries of "Oi, you've gone past my stop you 'silly driver'!" (or words to that effect) it was quite a walk to my house.
Then while walking home, my heel got caught between the paving slabs and wrecked the heel!!!
So this is me, totally p-ed off, dripping wet with a ruined suit and boots, and a total confidence rating of zero.
Think I might go and climb under the duvet for several hours.