Just remembered, Ds1 just made me laugh out loud today.
They were saying something on CBeebies about getting something done in 'no-time', when he suddenly piped up - in the most indignant and outraged voice you can imagine - "that is simply ridiculous - you obviously can't get anything done in no-time - everything takes some time - you see, that's why I don't watch CBeebies anymore!"
I had to leave the room to compose myself before explaining the phrase to him, not so much because of what he said - more the tone he said it in and his geniuine outrage! 