what do you imagine I look like...

[fruitshootsandheaves]

what image do my name and my useless advice posts conjure up?

[grin} Reality. Thanks!

BOF and Reality - ever thought of co-authoring something together?

Anywotsit could also advise and do intro and epilogue describing how we all shot you to fame and fortune on MN.

Want mine done

pmsl

O Reality, you sweep closer than you know

Apart from the cider.

Lady Thompson lives in Dorset

She has a stable with 4 horses and a coup of chickens.

Her home is a very large farmhouse. I think I envisage a pool too.

She has 2 children, a boy and girl and they both go to private school.

Lady Thompson wears Jodhpurs with Gap jumpers and riding boots.

She secretly idolises Tara Palmer Tomkinson and Victoria Beckham.

All her groceries are Organic and her favourite dish is pasta with pesto, sundried tomatoes and olives. She shops in Waitrose and loves boden and jigsaw and monsoon. Not a Primark lady at all. The thought makes her shudder.

These are fab!

Good idea- it could be a brilliant parlour game thread

I do live in the country, 'tis true...

Reesiroo is a gum chewing, hard laughing Australian, a long way from home. Married to a Welshman called Hugh Rees, they bonded over Rugby Union when he splashed his pint down the back of her vest top in a sports bar in Putney. That was three kids ago - Michael, Jeffrey and Christina, 4, 3 and 1. Mick, Jeff and Tinny. Reesiroo's arms are bigger these days but she still goes like stink and her eyelashes are still long, her face tanned and her hair long and dark, if a bit ratty at the ends. She has got three under 4. She hopes to shortly resume her career as a radiologist. Hugh's an accountant with big calves. They have a good marriage.

Split an infinitive there, sorry gals.

These are very very funny. Will you do me?

Horton

Charming, thanks!

Heh! I am very fond of gin, it is true!

Horton is a kind six footer. She has thick, light brown hair which fans out from her ears in a longish bob and is a formidable tennis player. However much hand cream she lavishes on her large, slightly calloused hands, it's never enough. She can whip up a fabulous roulade for dinner parties and whilst not conventionally attractive, is a handsome woman. She has two small boys and her husband is a GP. She is on a job share at the moment but has a high ranking post in local government. She is well balanced, not least because of her size 8 feet.

I didn't mean her hair was a formidable tennis player.

My grammar has gone for a burton.

Somebody stop this thread. It's like a crack pipe that I keep puffing.

I love my size 8 feet!

You are both very funny. Thanks.

MrsRuffalo is small and shy-looking, but the reason she doesn't say much is that she struggles to conceal her contempt for the buffoons which surround her. She is also a demon in the sack, but again, this would not be apparent from her demure demeanor, although under her clothes are a number of intimate piercings. Her children are tearaways and she wants them to soar like eagles through life and express themselves the way she can't. Hence she is saving hard for places at the Italia Conti Stage School. She is quite relieved she didn't train as a Human Rights lawyer afterall, as she now realizes it would never have suited her temperament.

I think I may have posted my phopto in the past so have probably given game away abit.